Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel who hasn't turned human yet, because her mun is behind in life, looks intrigued.]

I have met another that was changed into a unicorn for a time, but he was eventually changed back.

What were you before? [She tilts her head curiously. Hi, Damon. Have your first gryphon.]

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[withbite]

[Yeah, he's pretty much just going to assume she's another victim of the Hart. Because talking bird faces.]

I think I'd prefer a unicorn to this.

[At least he could stab people with his horn. What could he do like this? Crawl down their throat and make them choke on him? What made this funnier was that he still had his vampire speed and strength and larger fangs, but... so pathetic in a bat.]

Gee, I don't know. Let me think about that. Mm, maybe a man?

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[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel might take offense to his tone, except... bat. No, seriously, he's just too damn cute for his vitriol to come across.

She gives him a rather flat stare at his reply; that gryphon for 'bitch, please'.]

In this world there is no telling, hence why I asked...

[She settles back and eyes him.]

With any luck you'll only be stuck for a week or two. [If gryphon's could smirk, that'd be her.]

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[notavirtue]

[Javik would've completely ignored the talking rodent if it weren't for the fact that he recognized that voice. Damon was Exhibit A for reasons why Javik didn't jump to do the monarch's bidding.]

A waste of potential. You are hardly large enough to constitute a mouthful.

[Commander Helpful, here to save the day.]

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[withbite]

Maybe not, but if I get in your mouth, I can rip your throat out from the inside out. Bet that'll be a novel experience for all parties.

[SCOWLY GRUMBLY BAT OF DOOM]

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[notavirtue]

You would be dead before you made it past my teeth. Consuming live prey was not an issue for my people.

[BUT SO CUTE.]

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[gordianknots]

[A rather annoyed little hedgehog pops up on screen in response.]

All I will say is that you ought to count your mobility blessings.

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[withbite]

[Bat!Damon takes one look at the hedgehog trying to educate him on counting his blessings and he lost it. His tiny little bat body flopped over on its side, a wing tapping the ground as he laughed.

And laughed.


Aaaaaaand laughed.]

[gordianknots]

[Waver sniffs, his nose knocking against the locket.]

And now you've had your dose of perspective.

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[liven]

[ she's laughing. just...laughing...for a while.......it's too bad i don't have that icon of her lying on the floor laughing at kouichi's pain uploaded. ]

A bat! [ the vampire is a bat. perfect. ] Do you crave insects, now, or is it still blood?

[ she has nothing helpful to offer here, sorry. ]

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[withbite]

... I'm so glad you find this amusing.

[No he wasn't.]

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[liven]

How are you all getting yourselves turned into animals, anyway?

[ Shijima has not managed to get caught unawares. But then, she's also an animal to start with, so. ]

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[huntedby]

I have to say, you look quite adorable.

Which is most likely something you do not want.

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[withbite]

[Not, it was not something he wanted.]

Adorable is something kittens and puppies and babies are. Not grown vampires. This is just wrong.

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[huntedby]

[Well, he has admitted what he is, at least. Though he is so very different from the ones she knows.

Knew.]

I do wonder what you did to become a bat. And I have to say, I've never seen a bat that looked so...soft.

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[roses_in_winter]

[Have a thirteen year old girl giggling at you.]

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[withbite]

This, by the way, is not a message brought to you by the letter F. Or U. Change the channel, kid. Sesame Street doesn't come in here.

[vrykolakas]

[Enough to make a severely miserable old bloodsucker howl laughing.]

Shit. Oh shit. A bat? Godspit and godspite—

[withbite]

... Shut up.

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[enthraller]

Oh...

[That is a familiar voice. But at least he's trying not to laugh. It's a visible effort, but he tries.]

I suppose I should be glad I didn't participate in the hunt, then?

[withbite]

Yes, you should.

[He was a very put-out vampire at the moment. With fuzzy ears.]

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[endurecer]

[ There's a moment where Reyna looks like she's honestly just going to cackle and it takes her a moment to swallow down her laughter enough to allow her to speak but when she does— well, she still sounds and looks pretty amused. ]

Doing that won't exactly endear people who might help you. [ The shitting, but she's not about to say that. She really might lose her ability not to laugh at this entire situation if she did. ] It could be worse.

[withbite]

I don't want to endear people. I want this to be fixed. Not shitting on everything should be considered incentive. You ever tried to get guano out of black clothes?

[He had. Don't ask.]

[baseborne]

[omfg don't laugh Jon, don't laugh

maintain]

Some months ago several shard-bearers were asked to care for several people that had been turned into animals and could not be turned back.

[hope u didn't want like reassurance or anything, Damon]

[withbite]

[If you value your balls, don't laugh, Jon.]

... That's not going to happen here.

[Or someone was gonna get a-hurt real bad.]