Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[vrykolakas]

True love's kiss. What else?

Quite seriously, though. It worked for a friend of mine who was cursed as a bear for a few years.

[withbite]

You know, I think I actually hate you right now.

[vrykolakas]

What are you going to do, my dear kin, tangle yourself in my hair?

[withbite]

Shit in your entire blood supply.

[vrykolakas]

Wildly uncalled-for.

[withbite]

Tell me that when you get turned into something.