Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel who hasn't turned human yet, because her mun is behind in life, looks intrigued.]

I have met another that was changed into a unicorn for a time, but he was eventually changed back.

What were you before? [She tilts her head curiously. Hi, Damon. Have your first gryphon.]

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[withbite]

[Yeah, he's pretty much just going to assume she's another victim of the Hart. Because talking bird faces.]

I think I'd prefer a unicorn to this.

[At least he could stab people with his horn. What could he do like this? Crawl down their throat and make them choke on him? What made this funnier was that he still had his vampire speed and strength and larger fangs, but... so pathetic in a bat.]

Gee, I don't know. Let me think about that. Mm, maybe a man?

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[notavirtue]

[Javik would've completely ignored the talking rodent if it weren't for the fact that he recognized that voice. Damon was Exhibit A for reasons why Javik didn't jump to do the monarch's bidding.]

A waste of potential. You are hardly large enough to constitute a mouthful.

[Commander Helpful, here to save the day.]

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[withbite]

Maybe not, but if I get in your mouth, I can rip your throat out from the inside out. Bet that'll be a novel experience for all parties.

[SCOWLY GRUMBLY BAT OF DOOM]

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[notavirtue]

You would be dead before you made it past my teeth. Consuming live prey was not an issue for my people.

[BUT SO CUTE.]

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[withbite]

I think I could manage.

[He was willing to bet they didn't have vampire... vampire bats where Javik came from. No super speed flying super strength rodents who could heal quickly. Though, that would be a pretty exotic thing to munch on.

He was not cute. He was terrifying. He was the night.]

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[notavirtue]

[No vampire bats, but plenty of crazy alien wildlife. Sadly, his favorites had gone extinct fifty thousand years ago. The other delicacies had evolved and were concerned unethical to eat.]

I admit the experience would be an unpleasant attempt. Mammals have too much hair.

[Nope, cute.]

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[gordianknots]

[A rather annoyed little hedgehog pops up on screen in response.]

All I will say is that you ought to count your mobility blessings.

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[liven]

[ she's laughing. just...laughing...for a while.......it's too bad i don't have that icon of her lying on the floor laughing at kouichi's pain uploaded. ]

A bat! [ the vampire is a bat. perfect. ] Do you crave insects, now, or is it still blood?

[ she has nothing helpful to offer here, sorry. ]

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[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel might take offense to his tone, except... bat. No, seriously, he's just too damn cute for his vitriol to come across.

She gives him a rather flat stare at his reply; that gryphon for 'bitch, please'.]

In this world there is no telling, hence why I asked...

[She settles back and eyes him.]

With any luck you'll only be stuck for a week or two. [If gryphon's could smirk, that'd be her.]

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[withbite]

[He should switch to people. Damon found them pretty tasty.]

Let me guess; you eat bugs? You look like a bug-eating kind of guy.

[Lies. He was so going to remember this, Javik.]

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[withbite]

[Bat!Damon takes one look at the hedgehog trying to educate him on counting his blessings and he lost it. His tiny little bat body flopped over on its side, a wing tapping the ground as he laughed.

And laughed.


Aaaaaaand laughed.]

[gordianknots]

[Waver sniffs, his nose knocking against the locket.]

And now you've had your dose of perspective.

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[withbite]

... I'm so glad you find this amusing.

[No he wasn't.]

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[notavirtue]

[He wasn't opposed to it. Were you volunteering, Damon?]

Our ancestral diet was based on seafood. Once we left our homeworld, we ate what was available on other planets.

[What's that? Is someone talking? Oh no, it's just an adorable bat.]

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[withbite]

[Goddammit. He was the snarkiest bastard in the east. His snark must be recognized.]

And if I'm not lucky? This is not a thing that is going to be a long lasting thing. Someone is seriously going to have to fix this.

[withbite]

But really, a hedgehog? How do you even move?

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[withbite]

[Damon was not a people. Damon was a vampire. Different class, Javik.]

So from sushi to scavenging. Sounds... palatable.

[No it didn't.

Goddammit, Javik. He was making a list and he didn't have to check it twice. You were on top, bud.]

[gordianknots]

Carefully. And with great annoyance.

[withbite]

Do you even have feet?

[Said the not-guy who's hands were now part of his wings. He had the biggest armpits of any animal ever. But hey, versatility. And he could hang upside down. Bonus.]

[gordianknots]

I presently have four paws, two ears, a back full of spikes, and a deep, deep hatred of the fact that I am incredibly tiny.

[He's usually five foot ten, so. The height thing's important.]

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[notavirtue]

[Still edible. He was open to trying new things.]

Scavenging is hardly what I would call it. We had our choice of everything the galaxy had to offer. [He stopped a moment, tilting his head.] Given your current form, you will be the one eating bugs.

[Of course! Protheans were superior, so it was natural that they were at the top of every list BB)]

[withbite]

Yeah, I can't say I'm fond of the fact that I'm about the size of a marshmallow. There are bigger bats out there.

[gordianknots]

For what it's worth, you're a menacing looking marshmallow.

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[withbite]

[Is he open to being the meal?]

Sorry, but I still prefer my usual diet. Find yourself a new means of pest control.

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