Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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[withbite]

... I'm so glad you find this amusing.

[No he wasn't.]

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[liven]

How are you all getting yourselves turned into animals, anyway?

[ Shijima has not managed to get caught unawares. But then, she's also an animal to start with, so. ]

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[withbite]

That giant deer is infinitely sneakier than any other kind of deer. You'd think that something that white would be easy to spot.

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[liven]

If it weren't hard to spot, it could hardly call itself the king of beasts or some such nonsense...though I see no reason why beasts need a king.

[ this place has an unhealthy obsession with kings. ]

[withbite]

Deers aren't supposed to be kings, anyway. They're not predators. Lions are supposed to be the animal titular holder.

[liven]

Well, lions are cats. But if they're nonsensical enough to desire a king to start with, of course they wouldn't go with the logical option.

[ silly drabwurld animals. ]

[withbite]

Let's just agree that it's a stupid deer and I'm glad it's dead.

[liven]

Perhaps the huntress will let you eat some of it. Would that make you feel better?

[withbite]

No. Not unless I can feed off whoever killed it.

[Sulky bat was sulky]

[liven]

She fed me. Don't eat her.

[ it would be rude!!! ]

[withbite]

I wouldn't kill her.

[Maybe.]

[liven]

Go eat the Seelie hunter. Apparently she wasn't the only victor.

[ she has no quibbles about him killing and/or eating lancelot. shijima has never met the guy therefore he's on his own!! ]

[withbite]

I'm not that hungry.

[He had a hundred people he could munch from. He just wanted to eat the little redhead out of spite.]

[liven]

So you sorted out your food problem.

[ pick people to eat from spite who aren't inclined to feed shijima!!! ]

How many volunteers did you end up with?

[withbite]

Someone gave me a very large group of soldiers to drain, as well as servants. Between them all, I manage to stay fed and they can stay alive.

[He wasn't mentioning the ones in the group who were a little too eager to step up to the front of the line. Or that one morning he'd woken up to-- ah.]

[liven]

Are you doing something in return for this person, or are they just that generous?

[ she's actually a little impressed if he found someone that randomly generous ]

[withbite]

Apparently that generous, but I'm reserving judgment for the other shoe to drop.

[liven]

[ well damn

that's pretty generous!!! ]

Let me know if it does. If it doesn't, ask them how they feel about supplying people with fish. Or lakes of fish.

[ clearly that is about equal to a large group of soldiers and servants. ]

[withbite]

I have a question for you...

[And the question was going to lighten his mood.]

[liven]

[ Somehow, she suspects a joke is coming up. ]

What?

[withbite]

How are you around catnip?

[liven]

[ damon.............. ]

Why?

[ a pause. ]

Do you have some?

[withbite]

[Oh. Ooooh.]

I'll be getting some.

[liven]

I don't care what you do.

[ SHE'S NOT INTERESTED

or she will not admit to being interested in it ]

[withbite]

I'm sure you don't.

[Oh yeah. Huge stash.]