Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[withbite]

I wouldn't kill her.

[Maybe.]

[liven]

Go eat the Seelie hunter. Apparently she wasn't the only victor.

[ she has no quibbles about him killing and/or eating lancelot. shijima has never met the guy therefore he's on his own!! ]

[withbite]

I'm not that hungry.

[He had a hundred people he could munch from. He just wanted to eat the little redhead out of spite.]

[liven]

So you sorted out your food problem.

[ pick people to eat from spite who aren't inclined to feed shijima!!! ]

How many volunteers did you end up with?

[withbite]

Someone gave me a very large group of soldiers to drain, as well as servants. Between them all, I manage to stay fed and they can stay alive.

[He wasn't mentioning the ones in the group who were a little too eager to step up to the front of the line. Or that one morning he'd woken up to-- ah.]

[liven]

Are you doing something in return for this person, or are they just that generous?

[ she's actually a little impressed if he found someone that randomly generous ]

[withbite]

Apparently that generous, but I'm reserving judgment for the other shoe to drop.

[liven]

[ well damn

that's pretty generous!!! ]

Let me know if it does. If it doesn't, ask them how they feel about supplying people with fish. Or lakes of fish.

[ clearly that is about equal to a large group of soldiers and servants. ]

[withbite]

I have a question for you...

[And the question was going to lighten his mood.]

[liven]

[ Somehow, she suspects a joke is coming up. ]

What?

[withbite]

How are you around catnip?

[liven]

[ damon.............. ]

Why?

[ a pause. ]

Do you have some?

[withbite]

[Oh. Ooooh.]

I'll be getting some.

[liven]

I don't care what you do.

[ SHE'S NOT INTERESTED

or she will not admit to being interested in it ]

[withbite]

I'm sure you don't.

[Oh yeah. Huge stash.]

[liven]

I don't at all.

[ AT ALL. ]

Anyway, I won't be back at Caer Scima for a while.

[ SO THERE. ]

[withbite]

[Guess who's a big fat liar? Yeah, he's looking at you.]

Oh? Do I want to know?

[liven]

[ she can lie if she wants to! ]

I want to go to that party-thing at the Barrel. So I'm going to leave to go to that soonish. And then it will take a while to get back, I suppose. It isn't anything secret or ominous. It's just a better locale to people-watch.

[ and she convinced eren to give her a ride both ways somehow, so hey. ]

[withbite]

[Liar, liar, fur on fire.]

I was thinking of hitting that, if only for the alcohol. Maybe if this... resolves itself.

[liven]

Can bats not drink alcohol?

[ actually this is now a serious question she wants to know if he can drink alcohol and what would a drunk bat look like ]

[withbite]

Yes, they can.

[He'd already gotten drunk earlier.]

[liven]

Then how does your current form preclude you from going?

[ aside from people laughing at you which tbh shijima will not stop laughing about this for the next few centuries ]

[withbite]

I'm not leaving my room until I can open the door myself.

[liven]

Who did you get to open the door to let you back in to start with? Or did you fly in through the window?

[withbite]

I have servants.

[Thank you Sara.]