Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[liven]

How very practical of you. Did any of them laugh at your new shape?

[ shijima let it go ]

[withbite]

One. They might have an accident soon.

[Oops.]

[liven]

At least I won't have to teach you how to clean up bodies. Though I suspect the other servants would be doing that.

[withbite]

What's the point of having servants if they don't do their job?

[liven]

There isn't one. Do you plan to make it a very bloody accident, or a bloodless one?

[withbite]

Depends on my mood at the time.

[liven]

I'll leave you to that, then. ...Well, I suppose you'll have to wait until whatever you were cursed with gets fixed.

[withbite]

I look forward to making a mess when I return.

[liven]

Talk to you later, then.

[ she secretly hopes he is still a bat when she does ]