Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel might take offense to his tone, except... bat. No, seriously, he's just too damn cute for his vitriol to come across.

She gives him a rather flat stare at his reply; that gryphon for 'bitch, please'.]

In this world there is no telling, hence why I asked...

[She settles back and eyes him.]

With any luck you'll only be stuck for a week or two. [If gryphon's could smirk, that'd be her.]

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[withbite]

[Goddammit. He was the snarkiest bastard in the east. His snark must be recognized.]

And if I'm not lucky? This is not a thing that is going to be a long lasting thing. Someone is seriously going to have to fix this.

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[bondedgryphon]

[Oh, Zhaneel recognizes your snark, Damon, she just doesn't give a feather off her fluffy ass. However, she isn't a complete ass, and she can tell that under the snark, he's upset.]

I'm certain the curse will be lifted before long... What did you intend to do with the Hart were you to catch him? You did realize that nearly the entirety of the Courts are searching for him... a magical creature such as he is clearly not going to be overly thrilled with being hunted...

[withbite]

[Rude, Zhaneel. There should be a pillow's worth of feathers given.]

What anyone who caught him would do: rip his head off and maybe do a little rain dance in the blood.

[bondedgryphon]

[Okay, well, maybe a small throw pillow... but not a full sized real deal pillow, m'kay? She clicks her beak slightly at the response, eying him through the locket.]

So you would kill him for no other reason than to see his blood let? [Disapproving gryphon is disapproving.]

[withbite]

You tell me? We've been pretty much told 'go kill him, he wants it', so really, I'm doing him a favor. Not my fault that it happens to be one I'll enjoy.

[bondedgryphon]

[She arched a brow at that.]

And we all see how well it turned out for you, don't we... Mayhap the creature has not quite the eagerness for death as we've been told...

[withbite]

Yeah, well mayhap I'm going to rip its head off anyway.

[bondedgryphon]

[She blinks and flat stares at you, because really? Are you five, Damon?]

Aye... you could at that and I wish you all the luck in your future attempts. As, if your current condition is any indication, you'll certainly be making quite the impression upon him.

[withbite]

[Um, yes? Okay, not really, but he was a man-child in a vampire body. He did what he wanted and he held grudges.]

I don't normally speak bird, but I sense you're mocking me.