Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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[endurecer]

[ There's a moment where Reyna looks like she's honestly just going to cackle and it takes her a moment to swallow down her laughter enough to allow her to speak but when she does— well, she still sounds and looks pretty amused. ]

Doing that won't exactly endear people who might help you. [ The shitting, but she's not about to say that. She really might lose her ability not to laugh at this entire situation if she did. ] It could be worse.

[withbite]

I don't want to endear people. I want this to be fixed. Not shitting on everything should be considered incentive. You ever tried to get guano out of black clothes?

[He had. Don't ask.]

[endurecer]

Unless they're out to make you stop complaining, most won't help even if you do that to their clothes and food and— water, if you're planning on being thorough. [ ...Oh Damon, she has one better. ]

I've gotten it out of braided hair without undoing the braid. It's still not an incentive for anyone who can take time to clean themselves.

[ And let's be honest, Damon, no one is that full of shit. ]

[withbite]

... Who the hell are you, anyway?

[Don't come in here and pop his little bubble of being a fearsome threat, okay? He was angry and tiny and full of impotent fury.

And shit.]

[endurecer]

[ But it's her job to burst his bubble! He just looks so cute and fluffy.

And with limited shit. ]

Reyna, someone who's managed to not be turned into a bat while hunting. And you?

[withbite]

Damon Salvatore, and this is only temporary.

[It damnwell better be temporary. Poop everywhere.]

[endurecer]

Maybe it wanted to teach you a lesson. It might not be temporary— or it might stay until you've learned the lesson.

[ Gonna run out of poop eventually. Everyone poops but not infinitely. ]

[withbite]

Well, since I'm not five, I'm beyond my lesson learning years. And this will be temporary, so how about you wipe that smirk off your face or your things will be the first things I shit in.

[Not if he goes and finds things to feed on specifically to fuel his poop machine.]

[endurecer]

Considering how small of a bat you are— I don't think you count as older than five when it comes to learning lessons. You'd have to find where I am to do that. I don't think you can or want to exert the energy to.

[ You couldn't even kill a deer, Damon. Being able to kill other things, totally debatable. ]

[withbite]

Really? We're going with size remarks here?

You are aware that the lockets give names, right? And that asking about a smart-assed mouthy girl named Reyna will likely garner me results.

[endurecer]

I'm just pointing out a fact. You're small and acting younger than I am.

I'm aware, just like you're aware I willingly gave you my name. The people who know me here won't give me away like that. [ A pause. ] I wouldn't be the grown man asking about the sixteen year old while calling her mouthy.

[ Really she's only been super mouthy to you and Malcolm. She's been respectable as shit to everyone else. ]

[withbite]

There's plenty of people here who'll do things for the right incentive. You should remember that before mouthing off to things that have a penchant to kill first and give a shit later.

Or never.

[endurecer]

And you would do well to remember that not everyone here prefers to lie down and be killed. Enjoy being a bat, Salvatore.

I hope you can manage to avoid being eaten by something that thinks you're a nice snack.

[ And you know who's shutting her locket? This girl right here. ]