Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[withbite]

[Michael Keaton says no.]

Well, bite-sized, isn't that going to be hard when you're going to have to walk on the book to read the pages?

[gordianknots]

[Exactly.]

So I get some exercise while I read. There are worse things.

[withbite]

All depends on how much you read.

[gordianknots]

I have an alarming backlog of native mystery novels, and actual free time. I'll be a very fit hedgehog.

[withbite]

Well, you have fun with that. I'm going to go see how much blood a bat's body can hold.

[gordianknots]

Don't have so much that you make yourself sick.

[withbite]

That has never happened in the history of any vampire ever.

[gordianknots]

But were they magically stuck as bats?

[withbite]

I think you know the answer to that, croquet ball.

[gordianknots]

Then don't become the first!

[withbite]

As enlightening as this has been...

[A tiny clawed hand came out and clicked the locket closed.]