Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[huntedby]

And what exactly did you do, Mr. Salvatore?

[withbite]

Went after the Hart, like everyone else.

[huntedby]

Well, yes, but not all of us ended up as animals. There has to be something unique with your situation.

[withbite]

Gee, I don't know. You tell me.

[huntedby]

[So touchy...]

I wouldn't know. Though spirits such as the Hart usually punish those who attempt to cheat, or fail horribly.

[withbite]

[He's a bat and defenseless. Snarky is his default atm.]

I don't need to cheat.

[huntedby]

Then you must have done something--spirits of this time usually only punish for failure, or coming close in a way they do not like.

[withbite]

They wanted me to kill it, I tried to kill it. End of story. You're welcome to take your assumptions and, well... there are children on this thing.

[huntedby]

Well I hope for your sake it won't last. If you need assistance, I will provide it.

[But she has a feeling he won't take it.]

[withbite]

I can manage.

[He had servants he could feed on for the duration of his... whatever this was. He was a vampire bat, after all.]

[huntedby]

I certainly hope so. It would be a shame to lose you so early on, Mr. Salvatore.

[withbite]

If they decide to send me back, I'm sure you can manage without me.

[huntedby]

No doubt, no doubt.

[And with that, she ends the conversation.]