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Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]

Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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I'm touched. Really. But human-mistakable or not, I prefer my original form. There's too many things I'd miss out on doing like this.

[Don't ask, Javik.]

[He didn't care enough to ask.]

In the future, avoid participating in anything the monarchs put forth as sport or necessity. The reward is never worth the trouble.

Consider myself educated.

[Could a bat look wry? This bat did.]

[Conversations with Damon went so much smoother when he was an ineffectual little rodent.]

Good. Things are ever changing in this world. Perhaps your new form is temporary.

[Wasn't going to stay that way forever, bro.]

It better be. I mean it.

[He'd enjoy it while he could, then.]

Time will tell. I do not know if bats have natural predators in this world, but I would advise caution when flying.

[Some of the birds around here were huge.]

I plan on staying indoors until I can open them myself. Best to avoid tempting anyone with a grudge.

[Which, thankfully, he hadn't accrued too many of in his short time here.]

Or anyone with an appetite. [He might not have those same fangs, but his teeth were still plenty deadly.] I will leave you to your... predicament, then.

Aww, and here I thought you were going to offer a date, what with that insinuation of putting your mouth on me. I'm heartbroken.

Not really. Go have fun with your hands and your legs. I'll join the party eventually.

[Don't be gross, dude.]

I will not wait up.

[That's the closest thing Damon gets to a goodbye before Javik just shuts the locket.]

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