Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[vrykolakas]

[A bat's telling him to go fuck himself!

He has never been happier.

With renewed laughter:]

Fffffuck. Ah, can you—I suppose not, no hands—but if you can push the locket to a different position, maybe...situate yourself next to something, for size comparison, you know—how small are you?

[withbite]

It doesn't matter. This is only temporary.

[He was hand-sized. He'd fit in the palm of a hand. He was also adorable. Shut up, Brucolac.]

[vrykolakas]

This is—sweet.

[The Brucolac rubs his eyes and groans again, his chest aching from laughter.]

You were, you were on a quest. Were you? What was it? That White Hart shit?

[withbite]

[He was going to pee on something Brucolac owned.]

Yes, goddammit. I was on the stupid quest. I thought I'd get to kill something, have some fun, and maybe reap some rewards.

[vrykolakas]

Ah, you know—I've heard stories about what it'll take to break one of the King of Beast's curses.

[withbite]

...

And?

[He hated himself for asking.]

[vrykolakas]

True love's kiss. What else?

Quite seriously, though. It worked for a friend of mine who was cursed as a bear for a few years.

[withbite]

You know, I think I actually hate you right now.

[vrykolakas]

What are you going to do, my dear kin, tangle yourself in my hair?

[withbite]

Shit in your entire blood supply.

[vrykolakas]

Wildly uncalled-for.

[withbite]

Tell me that when you get turned into something.