Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

Comments

[withbite]

Yes, you should.

[He was a very put-out vampire at the moment. With fuzzy ears.]

[enthraller]

[But at least he's a cute little put-out vampire?]

You're sure this isn't anything normal for you? I did read some stories that involved bats, back when I was doing vampire research...

[withbite]

...

No. Do you think I'd be upset if this was normal. Don't believe everything you read.

[enthraller]

Relax. I'm teasing you.

[You could probably use a sense of humor right now.]

[withbite]

Wrong day to pick to be cute.

[Apparently that was his job. All the cute was in his furry little bum.]

[enthraller]

[Dude, he's always cute.]

Fine, fine. You're right, I'm sorry for poking fun.

[withbite]

[Liiiies]

No, you're not, but let's move on. I don't suppose you have an in with the royal sparkly twins to make this go away, do you?

[enthraller]

"Royal sparkly twins"?

[withbite]

The fairy king and queen, or whatever. I don't know. Don't fairies twinkle?

[enthraller]

These ones most certainly don't.

[withbite]

Well, whatever. My point still stands. They shouldn't ask people to do shit if this is the result.

[enthraller]

You should have learned just not to bother with these little quests of theirs by now.

[Just do like he did. One big quest to get yourself a city and a title, and then never again.]

[withbite]

Oh? And how was I supposed to learn that, mm? Through psychic feedback on how they screw everyone over?

[enthraller]

You're not new. What have you gotten in the past that made you believe they wouldn't?

[TRUST NO ONE.]

[withbite]

I'm new enough. I wasn't exactly here for long last time and the last thing they asked me to do was transport a bear and rip people's throats out. Kind of what I wanted to do anyway.

[enthraller]

[That raises a brow, since...he hasn't heard about anything involving a bear. But whatever.]

Yes, well, at least you've learned better now.

[withbite]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[enthraller]

Relax. If it doesn't wear off soon, then I'm sure there will be some way to reverse it. And at least you're still a bloodsucker?

[withbite]

If you're trying to be optimistic, stop. It's just insulting.

[enthraller]

Forgive me. I haven't really ever had to comfort anyone about their newfound fluffiness before, so I'm not very good at this.

[withbite]

No. This is not 'newfound'. this is temporary. Temp-or-ary. Remember that.