Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[withbite]

[Have a picture of this looking in the locket, Drabwurld.]



Things they don't tell you; participating in their little fun-time hunty quests could get you turned into a goddamn bat. These are things you might want to clarify beforehand.

[Oh look, the bat's talking. Hi, talking bat. If a bat could look grumpy and pissed off, this one was making a valiant attempt to achieve that goal. The voice might be somewhat familiar to anyone who'd talked to a certain vampire before.]

If this is permanent, I swear to god I will shit in everything edible until it's fixed. This isn't exactly the way to get your 'subjects' to play nice. I would have happily ripped the damn thing's head off, but someone forgot to tell me to be careful that it would use some kind of deer magic to turn me into... this. Someone fix this.

[He was trying so hard to scowl. Really. But bats just don't have eyebrows.]

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[roses_in_winter]

[Have a thirteen year old girl giggling at you.]

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[withbite]

This, by the way, is not a message brought to you by the letter F. Or U. Change the channel, kid. Sesame Street doesn't come in here.

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[roses_in_winter]

Oh, yeah, like I'll listen to something that looks like it could be dinner. Besides, I didn't get turned into anything when I hunted the White Hart. You must really suck.

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[withbite]

Could be because the only thing he had left was smartass spells and you seem to already be one. Whoops.

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[roses_in_winter]

It's a natural talent. No spell needed.

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[withbite]

Aren't you lucky.

[His tone indicated he thought otherwise.]

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[roses_in_winter]

Aren't I? [She let a little smugness into her voice.] So, you figure out how to fly yet, Deer-Bat?

[withbite]

Vamp-Bat, thank you. And yes... not that it's any of your business. Seriously, isn't there a curfew around here? Don't you have babysitters?

[roses_in_winter]

I'm too old for a babysitter. And it's good you figured out how to fly. Hate to see you become someone's lunch.

[For a brief moment, Kara's eyes took on an eerie golden glow, like there was something else looking out of her eyes. Another predator.]

[withbite]

Great. You're not just a brat, you're a supernatural brat. Well, thanks for the warning, kid, but even like this, I'm sure I could take care of myself.

[Now he was curious what a bat his size with his abilities could do against someone.]

[roses_in_winter]

[It was so hard to take a bat serious.]

You vampires aren't scary when you're bite size.

[withbite]

Say that when I'm back to normal.

[roses_in_winter]

T-then you won't be bite-sized anymore.

[withbite]

No, but there could be biting.

[He smiled a little batty smile with little batty vampire fangs.]

[roses_in_winter]

[Kara's eyes went golden again and, despite being in her human skin, she snarled defensively at the locket.] My fangs are bigger.

[withbite]

Probably, but I'm willing to bet I'm faster.

[And likely stronger, thirteen year old or not. And yes, he was aware he was terrorizing a child.]

[roses_in_winter]

[For shame, Damon. For shame.]

Won't matter how fast you are if I get a hold on you, Batty.

[withbite]

The word of the day here, infant, is 'if'. And you wouldn't. Bigger and badder wolves than you have tried.

Three guesses where they are.

[roses_in_winter]

You underestimate me, but that's okay. I'll let you.

[Especially since she knows a vampire who's job it is to kill other vampires.]

[withbite]

[He knows that vampire too. He's on pretty good terms with her. Pull a new card, Kara.]

Says the child mouthing off the adult vampire.

[roses_in_winter]

[She's willing to bet that vampire will protect the child over the asshole adult.]

You're a bat. Stop being one, then I'll stop contemplating eating you.

[withbite]

[Is she willing to bet that said vampire can get to her in time if Damon already has his hands on her?]

Oh, I'm going to have fun teaching you a few lessons.

[roses_in_winter]

[Probably not, but if he can manage to get into Seelie territory deep enough to get his hands on Kara, he deserves his victory. And the consequences that come afterward.]

That how you get your rocks off - trying to scare young girls? Pass.

[withbite]

How about my sexual proclivities not be a subject to discuss until you actually know what sex is, Dora.

[roses_in_winter]

I totally know what sex is. [Thirteen year old defensiveness in full force here.] I've been given The Talk by the Marrock's mate, and I'm in eight grade.