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How do you know for sure if a horse is preggo? Like, for real, legitimately got a baby horse bun in the oven, and your horse isn't just turning into a fatass or something.

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[allures]

wtf is wrong with u

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[snipers]

I've been asking myself that for the past year.

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[slugout]

Genkin is getting fat, okay??? And I have no idea where she's getting the extra food 'cause Okane eats the same friggin' grass!

[stickseller]

they get fat and have mood swings?

[slugout]

whoa dude, not what i'm talking about here.

[thequitecontrary]

[... Seriously.]

And what experience do you have with this, Mr. Stark? To my knowledge, none.

[falconkick]

Are you and Yukari expecting? That's a big responsibility.

[ are he and steve gonna be grandparents already?! ]

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[snipers]

[ OH MY GOD SHE'S LEGITIMATELY SHRIEKING ]

It's not me it's the horses!!!

[slugout]

... dude if she breaks your foot for calling her a horse i'm not helping you

[notyetlegend]

I'm assuming you mean pregnant. Horses usually start showing around three to five months, depending.

[slugout]

ive only had them since like, january. can you tell if i send you a pic of her?

[wipedclean]

you should probably find a veterinarian. or whatever the equivalent is here.

[slugout]

kind of in the middle of the woods here????

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[red_branch]

Oh, easy. Put a stallion close and see if she pays any attention.

Also, if she's suddenly temperamental and that ain't usual--that's a sign.

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[stickseller]

I mentioned the thing being moody and it was like I was nuts. I knew I couldn't be too off the mark.

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[thequitecontrary]

[Mary stares at this message for a moment, trying to decipher this vernacular. People actually speak like this?]

I presume that you are trying to determine whether or not your mare is pregnant. You'll need to put her in a pen with a stallion and watch her reaction. If she has no interest in him then she's already pregnant.

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[slugout]

you mean like, with a guy horse? she and okane are usually like... tied to the fence or whatever together when we stop but all they do is sniff each other sometimes. and eat grass.

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[starspangled]

Are we gonna have a little pocket change?

[Y'know, because the horses are Cash and Money. Humor at its finest.]

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[snipers]

I knew you had the potential for a good joke.

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[zerotohiro]

This can NOT be a serious question. Is it?

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[slugout]

the lockets don't come with google, dude!

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[chaoticwhimsy]

Poke her in the belly!

[Lumina is the least helpful. Also she doesn't know anything about babies. Oops.]

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[slugout]

What!? No! I just wanna know what's up, not piss her off! She bites.

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[conservationist]

... You can't take it to a vet or something?

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[slugout]

Where the hell am I gonna find a vet in the middle of the woods?

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[fulminants]

idk

how long do horses stay pregnant for

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[slugout]

dude, i dunno thats why im asking

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[winterwork]

Ahahahahahahahaha!

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[slugout]

shut the hell up

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[snipers]

"Preggo"? Really.

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[slugout]

Yes, really.

[getinthechariot]

I see your question has already been answered satisfactorily, but I shall go ahead and offer my felicitations anyhow!

[Hey, if there are horses around, Rider's interested]

[snipers]

How much do you know about horses? Any advice you have would be great.

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[extramural]

Expose her to a stallion when she is normally in heat. If there is no reaction on his part, she is pregnant.

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[slugout]

you sure you aren't talking about sea horses?



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