text, both courts. (third inning)

[slugout]

How do you know for sure if a horse is preggo? Like, for real, legitimately got a baby horse bun in the oven, and your horse isn't just turning into a fatass or something.

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[falconkick]

Are you and Yukari expecting? That's a big responsibility.

[ are he and steve gonna be grandparents already?! ]

voice;

[snipers]

[ OH MY GOD SHE'S LEGITIMATELY SHRIEKING ]

It's not me it's the horses!!!

voice;

[falconkick]

Horse babies are a responsibility! I'm just making sure y'all are ready for it.

voice;

[snipers]

[ she is going to legitimately die this is it this is how her life ends ]

The horses can take care of themselves!

voice;

[falconkick]

[ so much laughing, bless you kids. ]

Probably. But with all this snow goin' around, they could probably use the extra help.

[slugout]

... dude if she breaks your foot for calling her a horse i'm not helping you

[falconkick]

Man, is this shit private? 'Cause so far as I can tell, you're the only one that jumped to that conclusion. You should probably start running now.

[slugout]

what!!! no! you're the one who implied baby yukari horses!!!

[ he is going to die ]

text;

[snipers]

[ thank the voice > text option: ]

Junnnnpeeeeeiiiiii!

text;

[slugout]

I never said anything!

[falconkick]

For what it's worth, I'll help you when she breaks your foot.

[snipers]

Don't you dare think you're getting off easy!

[falconkick]

Aw, come on! I'm just lookin out for a couple of young parents. What if I cater the baby shower?

[snipers]

We're not the parents! The horses are!

[falconkick]

For the happy horse parents, then!