text, both courts. (third inning)

[slugout]

How do you know for sure if a horse is preggo? Like, for real, legitimately got a baby horse bun in the oven, and your horse isn't just turning into a fatass or something.

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[falconkick]

For what it's worth, I'll help you when she breaks your foot.

[snipers]

Don't you dare think you're getting off easy!

[falconkick]

Aw, come on! I'm just lookin out for a couple of young parents. What if I cater the baby shower?

[snipers]

We're not the parents! The horses are!

[falconkick]

For the happy horse parents, then!