text, both courts. (third inning)

[slugout]

How do you know for sure if a horse is preggo? Like, for real, legitimately got a baby horse bun in the oven, and your horse isn't just turning into a fatass or something.

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[thequitecontrary]

[... Seriously.]

And what experience do you have with this, Mr. Stark? To my knowledge, none.

[stickseller]

It is none. I'm taking a guess, a shot in the dark. Sometimes you just gotta try.

[thequitecontrary]

Fat and moody, really?

[stickseller]

large and hormonal?