eachdraidh | text, both courts. (third inning)

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How do you know for sure if a horse is preggo? Like, for real, legitimately got a baby horse bun in the oven, and your horse isn't just turning into a fatass or something.

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you sure you aren't talking about sea horses?

[ HEHEHEHE ]

The male sea horse carries the baby.

[ So. Yes. ]

it was a joke, dude

I see.

It is hard to tell with text.

we can work on that its ok

what have you been up to dude? got your whale music all fixed up?

I can speak with sea life now

awww you're like the little mermaid now do the crabs have accents like saying da instead of the and conduct musical numbers?

I imagine it would depend on where the crab is from.

I have met mermaids. Which one are you speaking of?

oh man sweet, if you find one that sounds like a hillbilly you should show me i bet that's pretty cool the redhead who traded her voice for legs cause she thought a human was a hottie and like, hoarded human stuff.

What is a hillbilly and what do they sound like?

I see. I do not believe I have met her.

hillbillies are hobos that live in the middle of nowhere and make illegal liquor and lose their teeth and stuff.

oh well she's a babe. there's a movie about her, and she sings and stuff.

I see.

if I ever meet her, I will tell you that you send your regards.

nice! if she cant talk, i'll take her autograph

And if she cannot write?

a high five would be cool too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I will see what I can arrange.

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