text, both courts. (third inning)

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How do you know for sure if a horse is preggo? Like, for real, legitimately got a baby horse bun in the oven, and your horse isn't just turning into a fatass or something.

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[allures]

[WOW SHUT UP]

2 very different things
does it look like it's carrying a baby?

[slugout]

they're just generally kind of barrel shaped.

idk how much can a baby horse fold up, how does it even FIT inside a mom horse?

[allures]

ur joking

[please be joking???? PLEASE ACTUALLY BE EDUCATED]

[slugout]

THINK ABOUT IT

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[allures]

no.
didnt u take any sort of health class? or have common sense? ur asking how a baby is held by its mother.

[allures]

think about it.

[slugout]

i live in the city! we don't have weird shitty farm classes there and horses are NOT shaped like human babies

man why can't they just like lay eggs or something lik

[ like pokemon. ]

[allures]

thought city people were supposed to be smart




.....they're not reptiles or amphibians

[slugout]

platypuses are mammals and lay eggs there's totally precedent for it. we could have pokemon horses, i'd be rad as shit and they wouldn't all have to be on fire

[allures]

shut the fuck up junpei
educate yourself.

1/3.

[slugout]

[ you better thank voice to speech for this next part: ]

Yukaricchi! The duck things are mammals, right? The ones with the poison?

[snipers]

Junpei, fight your own battles.

[ ... ]

But yeah, you're right. Platypus are the only mammals that lay eggs.

[slugout]

[ ok back ]

dude you know im right so YOU educate YOURself

[allures]

i know what the fuck a platypus is
u need to educate yourself on birth. u cant even figure out how a baby is carried by its mother