( t e x t ; open to both courts)

[sundroplet]

how many people does it take to braid hair?

assuming there is a lot of it?

think before you answer this is REALLY important!

Comments

[metalica]

How long is a piece of string?

[sundroplet]

[ . . . ]

is that a trick question?

video.

[infiltraitor]

... One? Maybe two, if you're going for dual-braids.

text;

[sundroplet]

[ what wait ]

no no no

absolutely no duels

though I have a frying pan.

text;

[scinlae]

[ what is this question, no seriously? ]

How much is a lot?

[ morbid curiosity be damned. ]

text;

[sundroplet]

A yarn ball.

and perhaps a bit more.

[ LOOK IT'S ERIK'S STUPID METAPHOR NOW SHE THINKS IT'S A LEGIT TOOL TO MEASURE HAIR. ]

text. private.

[orcsurfing]

All my life that I had long hair, I had no need for another set of hands but my own to braid it.

[ It's still a painful subject with his hair cut as short as it is... ]

text. private.

[sundroplet]

well

the person in question,

not necessarily me!!

definitely does.

definitely.

[showmeyourwreath]

[Hahahahaha.

Okay, Flora doesn't have hair as long as Rapunzel's but she feels this.]

How long is yours, if it's yours we're talking about?

[sundroplet]

long.

very long.

REALLY long.

and it's not necessarily mine.

Video

[starspangled]

Is this a test? Or like one of those "which came first, the chicken or the egg" kind of questions?

[sundroplet]

[ steve rogers, what? ]

no no no.

no chicken or eggs.

maybe chocolate!

mostly hair.

[Text] 'Sup

[fairbrook]

[Hello, she remembers you.]

I may be able to provide my assistance.

[Yeah, ok. Integra's hair isn't quite as lot, but just about! She knows what a pain it is, anyway.]

:>

[sundroplet]

to answering the question?

or for the hair?

Text

[wilder]

Uh...depends.

How long's the hair and what kind of braid?

Text

[sundroplet]

just a braid.

very long.

REALLY long.

text

[chaoticwhimsy]

Eighteen people!

[What? Eighteen is a nice number.]

text

[sundroplet]

that's a completely random number!!!

....right?

text

[mesmerism]

A lot of hair as in long hair, or a lot of heads to braid?

[ Piper isn't a girly girl by any stretch of the imagination, but she does braid little sections of her hair. ]

text

[sundroplet]

er one head.

lots of hair.

[noirant]

How many hands does each person have?

[ He's being purposefully obtuse because this can only be some obscure joke, right? But that doesn't discount the apparent multitude of dogs, birds, and terrifying multi-limbed demons just hanging around. ]

[sundroplet]

two.

hopefully.

definitely.

two.

.....there's people here with more than two hands?

[Text]

[vanyel_ashkevron]

It depends entirely on the length of your hair. I helped my sister braid her hair when I was younger.

[Text]

[sundroplet]

it's not necessarily my hair but

it definitely is really long.

REALLY. long.

[digophelia]

One person unless your hair is very long. That isn't the case for you, is it?

[sundroplet]

er.

well it's not necessarily about me.

but it's really long. definitely long.

text »

[atoned]

[ uncle would know the answer to this trick question. ]

How many firebenders does it take to start a fire?

text »

[sundroplet]

a fire bender can make fire?

then one.

depends on the size of the fire.

but this is about hair. and braiding. do firebenders braid hair?

[ rapunzel plz ]

text

[truecaptain]

That's some question you have there.

text

[sundroplet]

well haha

that's me; the girl with the big questions about hair.

rapunzel! um. that's my name.

text.

[mixcds]

Is this a trick question?

text.

[sundroplet]

no????

it's really about hair.

and braids.

and people.

video

[walkingarsenal]

[Seeing no reason not to show his face, Fíli does not make his response a written one, eyebrows arched when he answers.]

How many heads of hair would that be?

[sundroplet]

one head.

but lots of hair.

so it needs braiding.

sort of like yours but. longer.

voice;

[choreographics]

[Haha no screw text. Rapunzel can keep text, it just might take a while for Ryan to respond.]

Depends, are we talking fishtail, french, dutch, side or something else?

[sundroplet]

no no.

no fish. no sides.

a braid.

just...a braid.

text;

[goldsickness]

Never have I seen hair that takes more than one person to braid.

text;

[sundroplet]

ah well

the person I'm thinking about definitely can't braid all that hair themselves.

definitely.

VIDEO because she can't be bothered to write

[tough_love]

If it's that much trouble, just cut it off.

[Someone is just not even putting in the effort to play along and assume it's someone else's hair. Because why would anyone even ask this question for someone else. Actually who asks this question at all?]

Unless of course you want it to be grabbed in battle, so that your enemies might have an easier time removing your head.

[sundroplet]

it can't be cut off. ever.

EVER.

for various reasons. personal. but it can't.

at all.

Video; This is the greatest post ever

[thenameofscreen]

I have found that one person's assistance is often sufficient.

[A pause, a curious look.]

May I ask how much is "a lot"?

Video; it's full of cute

[sundroplet]

A lot is -

A....lot?

longer than you can imagine.

MUCH LONGER.

text;

[glacio]

When you find out exactly how many people you will need, you can count on me to help, if you'd like.

text;

[sundroplet]

elsa!!

you really want to help?

text; i hope you don't mind a late response!

[dappergent]

Three, of course! One to braid, one to admire, and one to make a flower crown to compliment the lady.

And should you need help for the task, you have my hands.

later still forgive me what is moving

[sundroplet]

I might need help with the braiding.

but you saw it um.

do you really think one person would do?