wilder: (ow woe is me)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[A beat]

Oh...right. The cookies.

[Shit. She's got him there. There's an audible sigh on his head]

Alright. You got me. Where are you though? I'm at the Seelie castle, so if you're an Unseelie I don't know how much I can help...

[Maybe he'll get lucky and she'll be on the other side! Not like he can go to the Unseelie castle to do someone's hair, right?]
wilder: (groooan)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you are? [Crap. That's right, he doesn't HAVE luck] Well, that's...great! That's easy to find then.

[Sigh, oh well. He tried. It's just hair braiding right? He guesses it can't be that bad. It can't be that different from doing Colette or Regal's hair when they traveled, right?]

When would you like me by?
wilder: (side stand)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-09 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO WAY ITS TOTALLY SINCERE]

Oh...that sounds fun.

[Maybe her hair really is a mess]

Alright. Lemme see what hair care supplies I can find and I'll be over.
wilder: (yikes)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-09 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he is. He so is]

Hey- wait! Hold on! I thought you were getting the flowers!
wilder: (eugh)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-25 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
....Man, those better be damn good cookies.

[But he'll close the locket at that! Off to get hair supplies, whatever flowers he happens to find before heading to the room that she directed. It'll probably take about twenty minutes or so before he shows at her door]
wilder: (yo)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks down at her when she opens the doors. Oh she's kinda cute in an adorable sort of way. He gives a shrug and a sweep of his hands with the flowers]

No one but me and the flowers, my dear.
wilder: (shock and awe)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-25 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
H-

[When she opens the door, of course he notices her hair, and how it goes all the way down to her feet. And then to the floor, and then well past the floor into- well- most of the room]

- ioly shit!
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wilder: (shocked and appalled!)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-25 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOLD ON HE'S PROCESSING. At least he won't get as loud again]

Yeah you said that but- I mean, my hair's long but it's not this!

[This is insane. Like dream level of insane]

How in the world did it get like this?!
wilder: (what is this I don't even)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-26 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He's staring because dude. That can't even be possible for eighteen years of hair growing. No way. That's not normal]

[But he's not sure he should point that out to a lady with enough hair to strangle him if she so choose.]


You mean- braid all that?

[He stares at the sea of hair. He feels like backing out of this will get ugly]

Uh.

Will I get help?
wilder: (ow woe is me)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-26 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He slumps his shoulders and sigh. Nope, can't say no to that darling face even if he knows this is going to be a major pain in the ass.]

Go...sit down. I'll see what I can do.
wilder: (so the story fits)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-08-26 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He wasn't expecting to get his arm hugged, so there's a surprised look before he just tries to laugh it off]

Heh...yeah yeah, sure my darling.

[Nnngh no girl, don't do that. You'll make his icy heart thaw from sweetness. He follows her along, bending over to pick up the hair and start trying to sort out...where it actually ends. He's almost surprised to hear that she hasn't seen any of the castle- but with this hair that's probably why.]

Yeah, there's plenty of cool stuff. The gardens are gorgeous too. Can't say I've seen too much though, I'm pretty new myself.
wilder: (oh huh)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-09-03 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks- but hold still, okay? [DON"T MAKE THE GIANT MASS OF HAIR MOVE]

And...seriously? What, did they not have gardens where you grew up?
wilder: (hold up a sec)

[personal profile] wilder 2014-09-03 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Really...

[Except for her tower? Like, she was stuck in a tower all her life? That's...rough. He frowns.]

Is it 'cause of the hair?

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