( t e x t ; open to both courts)

[sundroplet]

how many people does it take to braid hair?

assuming there is a lot of it?

think before you answer this is REALLY important!

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video forever! OH NO SHE'S CUTE.

[infiltraitor]

[ opens her mouth...

closes it.

squints at the text on her locket-screen. ]

No, I said "dual", like two of them.

DERPING FOREVER

[sundroplet]

every duel needs a dual.

at least.

[ BUT THAT'S NOT THE SUBJECT RAPUNZEL OMG. ]

[infiltraitor]

[ RAPUNZEL WHAT ARE YOU. ]

Every duel needs two people, but I'm talking about, uh, two braids.

[ SHE'S SO... CONFUSED?? ]

[sundroplet]

[ ONE DAY THIS GIRL WILL BE A QUEEN. ]

this is not an allegory right?

[infiltraitor]

[ that's a terrifying thought ]

Nnnno, I'm talking literally. [ okay, and now she has to ask: ] What do you have a frying pan for? And why would you bring it to an actual duel?

[sundroplet]

you have obviously never seen a frying pan when handled by an expert.

I've been fighting with it all my life!!

in many battles!!!

all the time.

[ SORT OF. NOT REALLY. ]

[infiltraitor]

[ EYEBROW

RAISE. ]

I find that hard to believe.

[ artemis pls you could make just about anything a weapon. ]

[sundroplet]

well it's definitely true.

I fought many things with that frying pan.

ruffians.

thugs.

evil....rhinos.

I'd tell you to ask Pascal but he's not here.

[ artemis do yourself a favor and don't ask about pascal =__= ]

[infiltraitor]

[ ??? but pascal is a science-y name, how could she leave that alone?! ]

Okay, I'll bite. Who's Pascal and how would he know?

[ she's not ruling out rapunzel knowing the ACTUAL pascal, by the way. ]

[sundroplet]

he's my best friend he was with me when this whole thing happened! and besides, chameleons don't lie.

[ logic?! ]