Video - Unseelie/Seelie

[isitapony]

[The locket screen shows a blonde with slightly mussed hair and a skinned chin. Her eyes are wider than they normally are and it's obvious to anyone who's seen panic that she's trying to fight back a little of it right now. She also has her back to a door, one that she seems to be trying to keep closed.]

Okay. Okay. Um, I did not sign up for this, okay? Okay. There are... things out there. It ate one of the little flying guys. Then there were more and then it got bigger and then...

[Then she found her leg being caught and pulled and she'd tripped and bumped her chin and kicked at it until her shoe fell off and she was freed. And now she needed a new shoe.]

It took my shoe.

[This is very important, guys. She now only has one shoe and can't run properly.]

I don't suppose anyone has a... thing that can make them go away, do they? Maybe a really bright flashlight? Or... crap, I don't know. Anything?

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[all7seas]

Know how many I'm wearing? Hmm? Two. Two boots.

[Said with some amount of pride. Where his trousers are is anyone's guess.]

Not uncoincidentally I'm also uneaten.

[isitapony]

Not uncoincidentally, they don't seem to want to eat men. That makes your statement moot and has me wishing the other version of these things would come along so you can then advice me while you're trapped in some stranger's bedroom about how all you need are two boots to survive.

[all7seas]

[He's been trapped in strangers' bedrooms many a time. The weight of her wish, therefore, doesn't quite register.]

Must be because they love your sweetness, fair lady.

[S A R C A S M]

[isitapony]

[See this face? This is the face of a lady who isn't buying it.]

I'm as sweet as a pickle. So, you got any actual useful advice for me, Drunky?

[all7seas]

Procure for yourself a hound. Or a pup. Or a cur. Something that goes on four legs and doesn't wear shoes.




That's what I'd do, lass, were I in yours. Or out, as the case may be.

[isitapony]

[Oh, look who was funny. So funny. So not funny.]

Sure. Hold on. Let me just pull one out of my--

[Nope. Don't sink to his level. Nope. Don't do it.]

Or, you know, you could go get one and bring one over so I don't get chewed on. That would be helpful.

[all7seas]

Well where are you?

[isitapony]

Um...

[Good question.]

A room in the west wing on the third floor? Look for the one with something trying to get through. And my shoe.

[all7seas]

....What court?

[Kind of important. Jack can't go to Caer Glaem.]

[isitapony]

[Oh, right. Yeah.]

Um, Unseelie?

[all7seas]

Brilliant! Be right there.

[She might hear him breathing a bit quicker, now. It's because he's running.]

'M in the cellars.




You'd be surprised at the number of pickle jars down here. And pickles.

[And pickled pirates.]

[isitapony]

Do I want to know why you're in the cellars? And why you know about how many pickles are in the cellars?

[Sure. Easy conversation for waiting to be rescued by a... sot.]

[all7seas]

Rum!

[He is fast, is Jack Sparrow. A good runner. He's nearly up to the second level, now, bounding up lots of cold stone steps. He's collected another item in his travels: an imp, captive, struggling under his arm.]

Very handy place, the cellars. Good hiding place.

...

You still have both your feet?

[isitapony]

[She should have figured. Rum. God, what was he? A pirate?]

So far yes. I even have my sock. It just got my shoe. Do I want to ask why you were hiding in the cellars?

[all7seas]

How should I know what you want?

[He's on the last flight of stairs now. Shouldn't be long, Veronica.]

Ouch. Bloody imp! [It has bit him, but he still retains a hold on it.]

[isitapony]

... Okay, that one I'm going to ask on. Why do you have an imp and what are you doing to it that made it bite you?

[Not that she's found them to be overly cheerful, but at least none of them had bitten her.

Yet.]

[all7seas]

[he's carrying it like an angry little football.]

It's a useful thing to have, darling, because of the shadow-monster.

[Ah -- there's the proper hall. And that door with the shadow outside must be hers. The shadow is larger than normal. It must have merged. Blast.

What Veronica probably hears through her door now are sounds of an imp being fed to a shadow beast while the pirate pounds on her door.]

OY! GIRL! LET ME IN, DARLING! 'S SHADOWS OUT HERE.

[Unfortunately this is when three other shadows choose to show up, their needle-teeth glinting.]


...............Uh oh.

[isitapony]

[While she might normally object to being called 'darling' by a strange, drunken man, he's also a strange drunken man who's offering to help her and she's pretty sure she heard something Englishy in his accent. We all know the English love their little pet names, dove, love, chippy.

So she unlocks and cracks the door open, seeing the first shadow monster chewing on the imp (eww) and more coming to join it. Crap.]

That's your idea of help? Get my shoe!!

[all7seas]

He has done his shadowly duty into your shoe, I fear.

[It's not something he really wants to touch at this point.]

[isitapony]

... Eww.

[When this was over, someone owed her a shoe.]

You coming in, or are you just going to sit there and mourn the shadow-poop in my shoe?

[all7seas]

[That's enough of an invite. Jack slips into her room, slams the door behind him, and leans against it. He is still a bit out of breath.]

Smells like burnt treacle. [Shadow-poop, he means.]

Darling, I hate to point this out, but there are more of them out there and they mean to eat you.

[isitapony]

[Not her room, but it was the nearest one she could get into to hide in.]

Very helpful. No, really.

[She just sighed after that, head back and thudding against the door after she'd closed and locked it. Then she got a good look at him. Oh yeah, totally a pirate.]

Don't suppose you've got some kind of... magic woo-woo powers or something to make them go away? Or to get us out of here?

[all7seas]

You mean something like this?

[Cue finger-waggle.]

[isitapony]

I don't know. Does that actually do anything other than look vaguely disturbing?

[all7seas]

[There is a renewed thumping on the door. The shadows must have finished picking imp out of their teeth.]

Apparently no. There was a magical word, but it escapes me at the moment; a magical word to banish them.

[he looks toward the window as the wooden planks of the portal shudder against his shoulder blades, wondering whether all of the shadows have now combined into one monstrous beast.]

Not good. But all is not lost, tiny one! We may defenestrate ourselves to good purpose.