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[aliased]

how do you kill a santy claws? [ because he's got a list. and he's stalking children. and he sneaks into people's homes while dressed in red. and he's clearly a drunk.]

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text; oh no this is beautiful

[winterwork]

[Whoa, what? He just tried talking about how cool this guy is. What's with this murderous intent?]

santa claus? he's probably too stubborn to kill to be honest

text; he's horrifying.

[aliased]

everyone can die.

text

[lusiphur]

That depends. What is it?

text

[aliased]

a monster. [ probably. ]

[baseborne]

[oh shit what is this now]

What's that, then? It's not something else Bennick asked of you, is it?

[aliased]

no stiles told me about him.

text;

[prophesied]

A what now?

[ Can you imagine the confused interest on his face, Arya? ]

text;

[aliased]

some kind of man-monster. he watches children.

[teenyoda]

[Arya... Arya, no. This was not what he'd meant.]

Dude, you don't kill Santa Clause.

[aliased]

why not?

[Video]

[vanyel_ashkevron]

I've never heard of a Santy Claws. What are they like?

text;

[aliased]

i've never seen one.

[digophelia]

who or what is santy claws

[aliased]

it's a man who wears red and climbs into people's homes to leave presents.

text;

[greywater]

If he is a man, then he could die any other way. Has he done something to you? [Insta-bannerman mode.]

text;

[aliased]

no. he isn't supposed to come for another week or so.

written;

[pontificus]

[How odd. Though she questions little of the precocious girl. There seems to be much that varies from people's worlds. She knows a little of the religion from Westeros. At least how the Seven differ from Catholicism, she knows less about the Old Gods.]

Do you mean St. Nicholas? I can tell you he is dead, though we observe his feast day.

[wilee]

[ "he'd be a boring guy to try and kill" is the first thing she types. but. hm. let's not jump right to that. ]

are we going hunting?

[aliased]

yes. perhaps setting a trap.

Text

[roses_in_winter]

I'd bite it if I was going to kill it.

But do you mean Santa Claus or some kind of monster?

text

[aliased]

my direwolf can bite him. and i mean santa claus

text »

[steeledskin]

ARYA!

[ we do not talk about killing on the lockets -- at least not so openly and flagrantly! except in some girlish fit of pique, she too has failed to lock the conversation. and though it's texted out, it's clear a look of older-sister horror accompanies the capital letters.

she'll get to the horror of the santy claws in a moment (and doubtless will agree with arya in the long run about the need for his death) but for now she's terrified everyone is going to think her sister is a madwoman. ]

text »

[aliased]

what? [ she is completely justified okay?]

voice > because writing is HARD

[bullhorned]

[And yet he read it anyway. Wonder of wonders.]

He's not going on your list, is he?

voice > dummy

[aliased]

Maybe he is. He's got a list too.

text;

[climbed]

Is that some kind of monster? [ ?????? ]

text;

[aliased]

stiles is trying to tell me he isn't. but he sounds like one.

voice

[quest]

[ oh.

Percy's only doing voice because he still struggles with the text thing sometimes; faster to just talk about it, right? ]

Santy Claws. [ a beat. he can probably guess what she meant. ] You can't really, uh, kill Santa. I mean, he's not an actual person? [ wait, he didn't think the gods were real and they were. is Santa real? well. ]

voice

[aliased]

And neither were imps.

Video

[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel has gone through most of the responses to this post, but her alarm for the Stark children remains.]

You are Bran's sister, yes... Jojen's charge? [Though she's been around Cothromach, she hasn't officially met Arya yet.]

Have you need of aid? I will do all within my power to keep those within the walls of Cothromach safe. [She's Jojen's fairy Godgryphon, yo.]

Video

[aliased]

I am not Jojen's charge. [ she says a little too defensively.] I am nobody's charge. [ if she's anyone's charge, she'd be jon or robb's.]

The Santa Claws isn't in the walls yet.

voice

[dyingisnotdead]

Someone told me of him. He sounds like Robert Baratheon. But with less bastards.

[Hahhahaha Loras you are just a bitter rabbit right now.]

voice

[aliased]

Ser Loras? You returned?

text;

[liven]

Is that some Drabwurld creature, or do you mean Santa Claus?

Either way, I would suggest taking off the head. That works for most things.

text;

[aliased]

i mean santa claus. everyone writes it wrong.

text

[tacticalturtleneck]

Preferably, you sneak up behind its back, put your hand over its mouth, and jam a knife into its kidney. It'll go into shock instantly and slowly bleed out and die.

text

[aliased]

[ way to appeal to the budding homicidal ten year old, archer.]but i am not yet tall enough to do that.

text;

[cinnamoned]

Why do you want to kill him? I'm not sure you actually need to worry about someone like Santa. He's actually harmless, I can assure you.

text;

[aliased]

because he watches children and sneaks into houses through fireplaces. why can't he use a door?

voice;

[choreographics]

[It sort of takes all of his willpower not to start humming a song from a vaguely popular stop-motion Tim Burton movie, but he's mostly taken aback by three things.

1.) That's a pretty bold question.
2.) Wait how old is this girl?
3.) And why does she want to kill Santa anyway?]

Kinda think that depends on why you wanna kill him, but I don't think it'd be that easy.

text;

[aliased]

why wouldn't i want to kill him. he follows children.