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[aliased]

how do you kill a santy claws? [ because he's got a list. and he's stalking children. and he sneaks into people's homes while dressed in red. and he's clearly a drunk.]

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text; oh no this is beautiful

[winterwork]

[Whoa, what? He just tried talking about how cool this guy is. What's with this murderous intent?]

santa claus? he's probably too stubborn to kill to be honest

text; he's horrifying.

[aliased]

everyone can die.

text; [1/2] well with the way she's describing it

[winterwork]

well actually there's a chance he might already be dead
technically

text;

[winterwork]

hold on why do you even wanna kill him

text

[lusiphur]

That depends. What is it?

text;

[aliased]

he's bad.

text

[aliased]

a monster. [ probably. ]

text;

[winterwork]

in what way exactly?

text;

[aliased]

he follows children. sneaks into people's homes. he decides who is bad and good.

[baseborne]

[oh shit what is this now]

What's that, then? It's not something else Bennick asked of you, is it?

[aliased]

no stiles told me about him.

text;

[winterwork]

[Okay, valid point.]

well he's actually a spirit and it's his job to know all that stuff cause he gives people presents every year



personally there are better spirits who come around in the winter
like jack frost, he's a cool guy who brings snow for kids to play with

[baseborne]

so it's a man? Why do you want to kill him?

[STILES HE TRUSTED U]

text;

[prophesied]

A what now?

[ Can you imagine the confused interest on his face, Arya? ]

text

[lusiphur]

There are lots of different monsters with just as many different ways to kill them. Is it some kind of fairy thing?

[aliased]

i don't know. i think so. but he follows children. sneaks into their chambers. he wears red too. [ so u no lannisterz]

text;

[aliased]

some kind of man-monster. he watches children.

text

[aliased]

i am not sure.

text;

[aliased]

stiles told me about the presents. but he still watches children. and not like one of the gods. he only watches to see if they are bad or good. he doesn't take care of them or watch over them.

how does he bring snow? anyone can carry snow if they want.

[baseborne]

Keep Nymeria with you whenever you can, then. Any creature that sneaks in is not like to be able to sneak back out while she's about.

[Also basically all of Jon's wolves will be creeping on Arya's chambers when she's sleeping now.]

text;

[prophesied]

That sounds [ peculiar? it's his first thought. ] rather like a story told to children in the dark.
What does he do with them? Were you told?

[Not here]

[teenyoda]

HE TOLD HER ABOUT PRESENTS AND REINDEER AND COOKIES AND MILK. THERE WAS NO EVIL MONSTER ALLUSIONS.

There maaay have been a list. That's it. Not his fault, bro. Your sister's cray.

[aliased]

i ought to set a trap. stiles said he eats cook ee's. [ what is spelling modern words?] then nymeria can bite him.

[teenyoda]

[Arya... Arya, no. This was not what he'd meant.]

Dude, you don't kill Santa Clause.

[Video]

[vanyel_ashkevron]

I've never heard of a Santy Claws. What are they like?