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[aliased]

how do you kill a santy claws? [ because he's got a list. and he's stalking children. and he sneaks into people's homes while dressed in red. and he's clearly a drunk.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Do that one time. It'll be a real gusher, if you know what I mean.

Gusher. Hah.

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[aliased]

i know what you mean. [ she doesn't exactly but she can guess.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

What if you had two knives and used them to climb up whatever that is like some kind of tiny demon.

Holy shit, that would have been an amazing scene in one of them giant killer movies.

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[aliased]

[ a movie. right. stiles spoke of those. showed her something like it, she thinks.] i have my sword. that will do fine. and my direwolf.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

If it's not a claymore, I don't want to hear shit about whatever sword you have because it won't be as awesome.

Can I pet your dog, though? I bet he's super awesome.

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[aliased]

[ oh snap, talking shit about needle earns you a place on the list.]she's not a dog. she's a direwolf.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Are you exaggerating the size or is it seriously a huge, fuck-off wolf?

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[aliased]

she will almost be as big as pony, her brothers are.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Are you even remotely aware of how cool that is?

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[aliased]

she's not cool. she's very warm. she has fur. [ duh. ]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

....I'm going to need another drink for this.

Cool means awesome, retard.

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[aliased]

i'm not retard! [ she doesn't even know what that is or how to use the word properly!]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

You've done a good job proving me wrong so far!

And in case you didn't understand that....that was sarcasm.

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[aliased]

you're strange.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

I'll just take that as meaning awesome.

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[aliased]

no.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Then revise it.

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[aliased]

no. [ she's so verbose.]