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how do you kill a santy claws? [ because he's got a list. and he's stalking children. and he sneaks into people's homes while dressed in red. and he's clearly a drunk.]

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whoa! you have a little sister? baby snow girl?

[Fired back WAY TOO FAST:] No.

[Okay now at a slightly saner rate.] She is a Stark not a Snow. I have two little sisters.

you have TWO sisters and you haven't brought me home to meet the family yet?
geez snow man i thought i was your best friend what happened

I've seen you to my home, Jack. It is not my fault that you did not ask to see them. Nor my brothers.

hey you're the one who builds up the whole lone wolf status
how would i have known they were here if you didn't tell me

I don't build up anything. I live with them. I'm the Captain of my sister's Guard here. I've not made some secret of it, you just haven't asked.

[Don't throw this back at him, mister!!]

fine fine fine just don't bring the pouty talk back
point is, i know you love and adore me, so you should introduce me to your family

[omfg jack how is it pouty talk pls leave]

You do not make a compelling argument for yourself here, you realize.

but where's the lie in it

You always insist on making a spectacle of yourself.

[NOT AS BAD AS HICCUP BUT STILL]

no i just like to add a bit of spirit to your life

and would you really want me to be dull about everything

In this place? Everyone could do with a bit more dullness, I think.

I suppose you could meet them, though. I think the you before already knew Sansa, at least.

oh really? she didn't try to kill me like you did, did she?

[Never forget.]

[WOW LET_IT_GO.MP3, IT'S BEEN LIKE AGES OR WHATEVER]

I wasn't yet here, but I doubt it. She is not the sort.

well if she didn't like me that's okay
you're living proof that i make an excellent second impression

[Because you totally like him now, right, Jon?]

[AGAINST ALL HIS BETTER JUDGEMENTS yes he does don't tell anyone]

Aye, just try not to be so strange is all I ask.

[He secretly wants his fam to like Jack too.]

nah of course not, why would i ever

[aka he's just gonna be himself. That's the best call, right?]

either way, baby snow says you can't leave your other sister alone over there
so i'm invited to shake things up with a little bit of my magic tricks

[By "I'm invited", he means he invited himself.]

Don't call her that. She is a Stark, not a Snow. [this is VERY IMPORTANT jack omfg don't u insult his homicidal baby sister]

geez what's with the sensitivity of names over here
you're talking to jack FROST
of course snow is gonna sound cooler than stark

It's a bastard's name, I told you. She's not a bastard, she's trueborn.

what the heck does trueborn even mean
you're both sibilings, cool siblings that LIKE snow
snow is great and, i don't know, pure i guess is what people say about it

a name is just a name, most of the time you just gotta have fun with it

[Can you hear a sigh through text?? No?]

I don't ask you to understand. I just ask you not to call her Snow. Nor the others, either.

alright alright if it's gonna get you grumpy again then i won't

[Sensitive.]

but you realize whatever rules there are about the name doesn't apply here, right?

They do, some. You might not see it, but they do.

[Sansa still inherited Cothromach from their Lord Father, though Jon is years older. For all they don't seem to mind such things here, they still do.]

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