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[aliased]

how do you kill a santy claws? [ because he's got a list. and he's stalking children. and he sneaks into people's homes while dressed in red. and he's clearly a drunk.]

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[baseborne]

I don't hate "fun." [He is just very, very SUSPICIOUS of fun. It's out to get him, probably.] Then does he not invade homes looking for cookees?

[teenyoda]

People PUT OUT cookies for him, but for the most part, the parents are the ones that eat them and the milk left out while they're setting up 'presents from santa'. You'll have to ask your make-believe friend what Santa's like where he comes from.

[baseborne]

What sort of cookies, then? [You know, just in case. AKA he's going through with it tbh.]

[teenyoda]

[Sigh. Jon. Goddammit.]

Any kind.