video, both courts. (second inning)

[slugout]

Man, you guys are serious about this whole... stabbing-people-you-don't-like thing.

If you're out in the woods, be careful! There's a marine wandering around in the dark hunting [ LARGE AIR QUOTES ] "rabbits" and he's pretty grumpy. He'll throw rocks at you if you're not careful. [ juNPEI YOU STARTED THAT. ] I don't think he's a fan of baseball, either. He was in the Noa Woods earlier, but he's probably moved on by now, terrorizing the rabbit and rock populations.

Anyway, does anybody know the best way to make money here that doesn't involve stabbing people shaped individuals? We don't mind fighting....

[ cue him getting smacked in the back of the head by some pink sweatered demon offscreen, effectively cutting him off from whatever he was going to say.

the recovery, to say the least, is conspicuous. ]

... Large angry rabbits?

Comments

[slugout]

Because they're evil jerks! And they always win so it's crappy story telling with bad messages and stuff! You gotta watch the good films, where the hero wins and saves everyone and things end okay!

[muscovy]

...So movies are bad and films are good?

[So

confused.]

Do the heroes in the films not chop off arms?

[slugout]

Uuuuhhh, no, a movie and a film is the same thing, but you gotta watch out for the KIND of movie or film! Like, horror is bad, action is probably good...

Nah, they just punch people and drive sports cars through windows or whatever.

[muscovy]

...sports carts?

[His confusion really isn't getting any better. You have really weird stories (they are stories, right?).]

[slugout]

[ ..... crap. ]

Really fast wagons that don't need horses or anything to pull them and are bright colors and stuff. Kind of.

[muscovy]

That doesn't sound safe.

[Too much magic and no way to properly control the thing and a high speed. Yeah.]

[slugout]

They're not, unless you know how to drive it! So. It's another thing kids gotta wait to do, so they can learn how.

[muscovy]

But if there are no horses, you cannot control them.

[This is really silly.]

[slugout]

You don't need fish to steer a boat and it still works fine! This is kinda like that.

[muscovy]

So those wagons have sails.

[slugout]

... Invisible ones, yeah.

[muscovy]

...That doesn't sound very safe.

[Wagons propelled forward by invisible sails? Who's going to know what the sails are doing if they are invisible, at least until they hit someone in the face?]

Someone will break their neck or spine if a sail or the wood that it is tied to hits them and they can't jump away because they don't see it coming.

[slugout]

[ UHHHHHHHHHH ]

... Well they're magic! That's how they're invisible, and the magic makes them safe automatically. Its just how magic works.

[muscovy]

You do not know very much about magic, yes?

[slugout]

I know about car magic!

[muscovy]

Then you would know that magic can always be dangerous.

[slugout]

Well duh! You gotta get certified to use one.

[ junpei, cars, aren't... actually... magic... ]

[muscovy]

What is certi... that?

[slugout]

Uuhh, it's like. A test you have to take once you're old enough to prove that you know enough and are good enough at something to be able to do it on your own.

[muscovy]

...So do you have any other certis, too? Or can you only drive invisible sail waggons that aren't here?

[slugout]

Uhhh... Well I'm a certified badass, that's for sure!

[ B) ]

I'm sorry

[muscovy]

You are certified for being constipated a lot?

[what]

oh my god

[slugout]

[ what ]

Wh- — What! Hell no! It means I'm really cool and tough and stuff!

[muscovy]

...How do you measure that?

[This certification system is really silly if you ask him.]