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[slugout]

Man, you guys are serious about this whole... stabbing-people-you-don't-like thing.

If you're out in the woods, be careful! There's a marine wandering around in the dark hunting [ LARGE AIR QUOTES ] "rabbits" and he's pretty grumpy. He'll throw rocks at you if you're not careful. [ juNPEI YOU STARTED THAT. ] I don't think he's a fan of baseball, either. He was in the Noa Woods earlier, but he's probably moved on by now, terrorizing the rabbit and rock populations.

Anyway, does anybody know the best way to make money here that doesn't involve stabbing people shaped individuals? We don't mind fighting....

[ cue him getting smacked in the back of the head by some pink sweatered demon offscreen, effectively cutting him off from whatever he was going to say.

the recovery, to say the least, is conspicuous. ]

... Large angry rabbits?

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[snipers]

You gotta be more careful about the things you say, Stupei.

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[slugout]

I still think it's not that big of a deal! We can just say we're in the monster hunting club at school — which is basically true, by the way.

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[snipers]

Don't you think that's gonna raise some questions? Questions we don't wanna answer right now?

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[bythewaves]

[ Amused ]

And was it a rabbit that hit you there?

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[slugout]

Nah, that's just a really angry badger.

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[snipers]

[ smacks him again ]

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[bythewaves]

Very angry. And very pink too, it seems. Did you insult someone in their hearing, Junpei? [ young humans are so presh ]

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[scorchedchivalry]

Every war effort needs its non-combatants. Allow me to introduce myself. I am General Saber, Knight of the Necroveil and Reul's Right Hand.

What skills do you possess so that I may determine what role I can assign you? Compensation from Caer Scima provided, of course.

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[slugout]

Uh. Well... I'm still only a junior and I've had a few part time jobs... like, doin' dishes and stuff?

But, we were kind of really hoping to... not... do war crap.

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[scorchedchivalry]

And what do you define as 'war crap'?

I am speaking of running messages, aiding the healers, tending to the stables or other locales while others have gone to train or to the field.

I can assign you to Caer Scima's kitchens if washing dishes is your forte.

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[starspangled]

A marine? [Well that rings a bell.] Did he have a hammer?

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[snipers]

Uhh, yeah! I think so!

[ HI STEVE ]

Do you know him?

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[slugout]

Wait, he had a hammer?

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[starspangled]

[HI YUKARI. He's happy to see you there. You know, what with being your biggest shipper and all.]

Yeah. Well, I met him once. He didn't really strike me as grumpy.

[Maybe it just dawned on him that the Army is more awesome than the Marines.]

Tell me what happened.

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[chromosomes]

No, he'll throw rocks at you if you nearly hit him in the face with one first.

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[snipers]

[ see, this is the point where people would rush to the defense of their teammates and say something like "hey, he didn't mean to almost hit you in the face," but... ]

Yeah, Junpei really needs to pay more attention to what he's doing.

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[chromosomes]

Especially considering how hair-trigger everyone is right now.

[ No you're fine Yukari. ]

Shout or something first. Like they do in golf.

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[slugout]

Which I couldn't duplicate if I tried, so how about you get off my ass about it?

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[chromosomes]

You're the one who brought it up by broadcasting this.

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[winterwork]

You might wanna be careful with those rabbits. I know a huge one that'll kick your ass if he finds out what you're doing.

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[slugout]

........... What kind of world do you live in?

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[winterwork]

It's called the Easter Bunny. Even you should've heard of him before.

[muscovy]

Why is killing people shaped people a problem?

[This is probably not a question that should come from someone who looks 6 in a voice it mainly speaks of confusion. But it does.]

[slugout]

Um, because... generally they don't like being killed? I'll make an exception too for like, sentient furniture or something, if it doesn't... you know... attack people for sitting on it or something.

[muscovy]

Animals don't like being killed either, and we still do it to eat them. And when you are a soldier or a guard or a executioner then that is just a task that you are paid for, yes? Like a farmer takes care of their fields and animals.