video, both courts. (second inning)

[slugout]

Man, you guys are serious about this whole... stabbing-people-you-don't-like thing.

If you're out in the woods, be careful! There's a marine wandering around in the dark hunting [ LARGE AIR QUOTES ] "rabbits" and he's pretty grumpy. He'll throw rocks at you if you're not careful. [ juNPEI YOU STARTED THAT. ] I don't think he's a fan of baseball, either. He was in the Noa Woods earlier, but he's probably moved on by now, terrorizing the rabbit and rock populations.

Anyway, does anybody know the best way to make money here that doesn't involve stabbing people shaped individuals? We don't mind fighting....

[ cue him getting smacked in the back of the head by some pink sweatered demon offscreen, effectively cutting him off from whatever he was going to say.

the recovery, to say the least, is conspicuous. ]

... Large angry rabbits?

Comments

[slugout]

... Invisible ones, yeah.

[muscovy]

...That doesn't sound very safe.

[Wagons propelled forward by invisible sails? Who's going to know what the sails are doing if they are invisible, at least until they hit someone in the face?]

Someone will break their neck or spine if a sail or the wood that it is tied to hits them and they can't jump away because they don't see it coming.

[slugout]

[ UHHHHHHHHHH ]

... Well they're magic! That's how they're invisible, and the magic makes them safe automatically. Its just how magic works.

[muscovy]

You do not know very much about magic, yes?

[slugout]

I know about car magic!

[muscovy]

Then you would know that magic can always be dangerous.

[slugout]

Well duh! You gotta get certified to use one.

[ junpei, cars, aren't... actually... magic... ]

[muscovy]

What is certi... that?

[slugout]

Uuhh, it's like. A test you have to take once you're old enough to prove that you know enough and are good enough at something to be able to do it on your own.

[muscovy]

...So do you have any other certis, too? Or can you only drive invisible sail waggons that aren't here?

[slugout]

Uhhh... Well I'm a certified badass, that's for sure!

[ B) ]

I'm sorry

[muscovy]

You are certified for being constipated a lot?

[what]

oh my god

[slugout]

[ what ]

Wh- — What! Hell no! It means I'm really cool and tough and stuff!

[muscovy]

...How do you measure that?

[This certification system is really silly if you ask him.]