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[tacticalturtleneck]

Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.

It's called....Lacrosse.

Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?

How about you

SHUT UP

Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.

Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.

Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?

Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.

Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).

Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.

So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

When I get some team names, they totally will.

[scorchedchivalry]

[Saber was quiet for a moment.]

May I make a request, Archer?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Say whatever you want, El Jefe.

[scorchedchivalry]

I would like one of the team mascots to be a lion.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Done and done. Your wish is my command.

[scorchedchivalry]

I shall play for that team.

[tacticalturtleneck]

I can accept that! Adding you in now.

[scorchedchivalry]

I will only play for the Lions. I suggest coming to some acceptable terms with one of your prospective owners before she starts yelling.

[gandere]

[ BETRAYAL. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

[You should have known this would be the team she would play for. And it's not as though that invitation reached her yet. Granted, WHO owns the Unseelie Lions is unknown at the moment. Opportunity is knocking, Rin...]

[gandere]

[ SHE ALREADY OWNS IT.
all others will just get a gandr to the face. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

[You can't have ALL the Servants on your team, Rin. It needs to be a competitive league.]

[gandere]

[ If she snatches all the Servants at first, that will force the other teams to have to pay her in order to recruit. So yes.

She's going to get all the Servants at first!!! ]

[scorchedchivalry]

[It's all about money, isn't it?]

[gandere]

[ Ships don't grow on trees, Saber.
... they're made out of grown trees, yes, but they don't grow on them!!! ]

[scorchedchivalry]

[What kind of monster did Saber unleash upon the Drabwurld when she said Rin could make a flying ship?]

[gandere]

[ A very rich monster. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Unless people come to me filing the proper paperwork, they can yell all they want.

But I do take bribes.

[scorchedchivalry]

I am certain the paperwork is already in progress, though I doubt she will give you anything you would take as a bribe. [Rin's a bit on the poorish side.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

She's got a lot she could offer as a bribe.

[scorchedchivalry]

Careful, Archer. Remember who you are speaking with.

[tacticalturtleneck]

...it's true though?

[scorchedchivalry]

What she could offer and what she will offer are two very different things. This is not a topic for discussion. Period.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Just color me curious but uh....you're willing to learn Lacrosse, right?

[Not where Saber thought this would go.]

[scorchedchivalry]

...why would I play if I did not know the rules? Rules are important to any competition. I assumed I would be taught how to play.