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[tacticalturtleneck]

Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.

It's called....Lacrosse.

Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?

How about you

SHUT UP

Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.

Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.

Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?

Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.

Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).

Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.

So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?

Comments

[scorchedchivalry]

I do not think that necessary.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Come on, just once. It'll be like a bro thing. No balls touching, no homo.

1/2

[scorchedchivalry]

I believe we have already established that I am female despite the way I sometimes dress.

[scorchedchivalry]

...what is 'homo'?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Uh, were you listening? It's when balls touch.

When balls touch, things are homo.

[scorchedchivalry]

Am I to assume, then, that lacrosse is homo since there are balls and they most likely touch?

[tacticalturtleneck]

There's only one ball in lacrosse. Big difference. That 's' is pretty critical.

[scorchedchivalry]

...but what if it gets lost? It seems practical to have several balls on hand.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yeah but they're not touching. Unless you like playing with balls.

Do you like playing with balls, Saber old chap? It's okay, you can come clean to me.

[scorchedchivalry]

It is not something I have particularly indulged in.

[Said completely deadpan.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Well, I had a moment here and there. But it really wasn't homo, I promise.

[scorchedchivalry]

I am not certain I believe you.

[tacticalturtleneck]

What? No! I'm the most trustworthy person you know, I bet!

[scorchedchivalry]

Now that I am certain is not true.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Bet you can't prove me wrong.

Neiner neiner.

[scorchedchivalry]

I have no need to do so.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Sure you do. Or maybe you don't. Heisenberg's Principle. I can be everywhere and nowhere and you'll never know which.

[scorchedchivalry]

Not without you possessing a Presence Concealment ability of high rank.

[tacticalturtleneck]

This is modern science, not magic! Read a book!

[scorchedchivalry]

Are you in a realm of modern science or one of magic, Archer?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Does gravity still exist?

[scorchedchivalry]

Are there those here that defy gravity?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Airplanes and helicopters.

You can't just wipe out these things, Saber. The sun would blow up, the Aztecs would be right, and Hitler would return with blond hair and blue eyes!

[scorchedchivalry]

Which are mechanical inventions. I am referring to people that can fly on their own, hover in the air. I, myself, can run up the side of skyscrapers while engaging in combat, walk upon water as if it were solid ground.

I do not dispute the presence of science, but you need to understand that magic and powers greater than science are at work here.

[tacticalturtleneck]

I'm not gonna believe the greater than science thing until the sun blows up.