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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

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[scorchedchivalry]

[Saber had to pause in her hunt to address this ridiculous post. As she's hunting, she looked far more like a young man than a woman.]

I do not think the White Hart drinks beer.

[Yup, that's what she decides to focus on.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

All animals love beer. This is a science so you can't even debate this shit. Trust me.

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[athousandcurses]

What an odd man...

[Almost as if she is speaking to herself...]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

What an intellectual contribution. Thank god no one asked for your opinion!

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[boutant]

He comes back afterward.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

So? No one cares.

Oh man, I killed this great thing but it's okay because he comes back later.

SAID NO ONE EVER!

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[survivra]

Either way, it's still an animal, and we hunt them to eat all the time. It's not too different—this one just apparently comes back.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Have you ever had a pet cat? Just asking.

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[burping]

I think perhaps we should place more value on human lives than that.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

If you can give me five good reasons why, I'll do my utmost best to do so.

But if any of those reasons are part of Barry's personality, I'll say you're wrong and assume that people suck.

[topmodel]

You're a hypocritical fool.

[said as easily and casually as if she was asking him what kind of alcohol that was.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Hold on, let me double check what I posted.

........

...nope, not seeing anything wrong expect you saying it's contradicting myself.

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[milkdrinker]

[ Honestly, the only reason J'sairr pauses in his own hunt long enough to respond to this is because he is convinced it has to be a joke. ]

A unique perspective, to be sure. But this one wonders about your credibility... Is this King of Beasts a dear friend of yours, perhaps?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

..............

.....................

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE A TALKING CAT! COULD YOU GET ANYMORE AWESOME THAN THIS?

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[wilee]

[ there's a lot being said in this, but mostly all that sticks here is ]

Why do you hate alligators so much?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Think about it for a moment. They can temporarily outrun most creatures. Their bite strength is about 20 times more powerful than their strength when it comes to opening their mouth. They slither.

That should be enough.

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[enthraller]

[Little of that rant really made sense to him, but he'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it's to be blamed on the whole "other worlds" thing. Or maybe the alcohol.]

I think you're missing the point.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

And what point am I missing? The killing of awesome things? Because I understand that pretty well, idiot.

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[gandere]

[ Rin's having a real bad week so who better to take it out on than an Archer? Sound logic. ]

Are you done?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look at this person. "Hi, I'm so impatient, I literally cannot listen to less than ten seconds of speech". Do all your old man partners last less time than that in bed or something?

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[herotypical]

[ deep breaths because it's really freaking disarming to agree with this walking delusion of a man. ]

Funny -- [ the slayer's voice is cool. distant. passionless, one might even accuse. ] Do you even know a billion peoples' names?

[ after all, he claims he could name a billion... ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

Mohammed.

....seriously, do you know how many people have that name? Probably about a billion.

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[red_branch]

The White Hart hosts the hunt, himself. I'm pretty sure it was his idea.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Instead of trying to be a pimply faced tabletop nerd, you could have listened to what I said and that would have covered your oh so smart statement! God!

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[indomitably]

[ what. ]

Your disregard for human life does you no credit.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Humans suck. You probably suck too but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

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[allures]

Jesus.

[what's up, archer? she kind of dislikes you, but she still finds this too funny to not respond. the stupid kind of funny.]

Reason why people are doing this is because the monarchs give them a gift. [she shrugs,] Could be anything.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Wow, not only do we live in a world where it's okay to kill awesome things but people use about three different ways to justify it. Two of them being crimes and the other bribery!

...okay, I'm being a little hypocritical on the crimes part but you get what I mean.

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[notyetlegend]

Haud yer wheesht!

[Gods above she's never heard anything so annoying in her life.]

Unless ye speak for th' White Hart, I suggest you shut your trap before ye tarnish his honor further!

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Wait, wait. Do you hear that?

....hold on.

Wait for it.

....yeah, that's the sound of you making like a goose and fucking off.

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[liven]

Things that wish to die should be allowed to do so.

[ that's it

but she has very strong feelings on this subject fuck immortality ]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

That, genius, is a crime!

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[enjoymyatelier]

...you know, I imagine others would have tried to explain to you the actual significance of the ritual at this point, but have you actually considered tracking down the White Hart and offering it a beer?

[...he suspects doing so would end poorly and sometimes, first impressions are enough to make him want to see something very horrible happen to someone.]

Simply to see if he's interested, of course.

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[tacticalturtleneck]

What a stupid question. Have you seen hunters these days? Hell, Dick Cheney shot a guy in the ass while they were hunting and the other guy was probably following all the safety rules.

No thanks. King of the Beasts might have a suicide wish but I don't.