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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Barry is shit.

Come on, five reasons.

video;

[burping]

[ she blinks at the language.]

Because humans are capable of wonderful things as much as they are evil. And you're a human, are you not? Unless I'm mistaken.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Okay, that's one reason.

Four more and I'll give you a reward. By the way, yes, I'm human.

video;

[burping]

[ she gives him a flat look.] Is that not reason enough? Humanity itself?

video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Uh, no?

But if you want to give me the final four reasons in bed, I'll take that instead.

video;

[burping]

[ she gives him a stern look, tensing.] You are far too bold. You have no right to speak to me in such a manner. Or anyone for that matter.

video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yeah, okay, Keira Knightly.

Despite whatever you say, I've got my first amendment rights.

Re: video;

[burping]

[ SHE'S HANGING UP ON YOU STERLING MALLORY ARCHER.]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

[That's about...the politest rejection he's ever had.]