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eachdraidh2014-12-05 09:58 pm
tacticalturtleneck) wrote in eachdraidh2014-12-05 09:58 pm
video; Open to all
Look, let's make something clear here.
[DEEP BREATH.]
Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.
Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.
But...
But...
Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.
I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.
Jesus.
[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]
[DEEP BREATH.]
Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.
Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.
But...
But...
Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.
I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.
Jesus.
[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]
[video]
[Gods above she's never heard anything so annoying in her life.]
Unless ye speak for th' White Hart, I suggest you shut your trap before ye tarnish his honor further!
Re: [video]
....hold on.
Wait for it.
....yeah, that's the sound of you making like a goose and fucking off.