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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

Re: video.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Obviously. I'm going to be like Batman. Keep everyone's weakness on hand just in case.

video.

[allures]

People aren't going to give out their weaknesses to you.

[who would be that stupid?]

Re: video.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Uh....secret agent.

Jesus, you act like I'm worthless or something.

video.

[allures]

You're a secret agent that tells people you're a secret agent. People are smart here.

[her tone is implying that she doesn't quite think he's smart enough to outsmart the people here.]

Re: video.

[tacticalturtleneck]

When I totally prove you wrong, I'm going to make you promise to bang me in about two years.

Re: video.

[allures]

That's never going to happen.

Re: video.

[tacticalturtleneck]

It's gonna happen.

Re: video.

[allures]

[no. with a dramatic roll of her eyes, she sighs and clicks the locket shut.]