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eachdraidh2014-10-21 01:18 pm
kingsdaughter) wrote in eachdraidh2014-10-21 01:18 pm
Video | Open to both courts
[The locket first shows the broad wee face of a grinning fairy, who then vanishes to keep it propped up and pointed at a very relaxed, very drunk Sigrid. She is sitting at her little table with a glass and a bottle of sparkling rainbow champagne open before her, cheek resting on a hand spread out on the tabletop. She watches the bubbles in the glass. Another fairy sits atop the bottle and seems to be asking her questions from a list on a piece of paper.]
How old are you?
Fifteen, silly. Sixteen in exactly two months.
Next...what color is your hair?
[Sigrid pulls out a loose curl and goes crosseyed looking at it.]
Never been able to say. Sort of brown, sort of yellow. More yellow. What color would you say it is?
Ah... [The fairy casts aside an entire sheet of the questionnaire and skips ahead.] What do you look for in a romantic partner?
I don't look for them. I mean I suppose if I did he'd be kind and hardworking and want a big family, but I'm not the sort of girl boys like that way, and I haven't the time for it.
Ai! Not true! What about Jon Snow?
Does he? Ohhhhhh... [Sigrid lifts her head slightly, squinting at something off-camera.] I think he's just that nice to everybody, Mee.
That's stupid.
Sort of. And it's also part of what makes him so good. Like Sansa, and Lancelot. So very good no matter how awful things are.
I meant--! Ooh, well. Next! Are you in a romantic relationship?
Uhhhh, no.
Don't you want to be in one?
I don't know. Mee, why are you asking all these questions?
Between Jon Snow and Lancelot, who would you choose? To...share a dance with! [offscreen another tiny voice shrieks, "But they're the same person!"]
Both. Either. And I could protect them both.
At once? [A gigantic toothy grin from the fairy.]
I suppose. What would be wrong with that?
Hee. Heheheh. What would you like to do when you go courting?
I'm not courting. I don't even know what people do when they go courting. I thought it was a lot of hanging out of windows and dropping notes and things. Maybe kissing, if Da let me. I've never been kissed. I wonder how tongues get used when people kiss. I've only heard there are tongues and it sounds horrible. Like when Tilda used to lick me to get me to stop holding her still. Then it's supposed to get even worse, or so Amma said. She said it hurts every time and there's no doing anything about it. I wonder who thought of that first, say, 'let me put this in there and see what happens?'
Ahhhhh next question! What is your favorite color?
Red.
Season?
Summer. But--
Flower?
Mee, what's Yuu doing with my locket?
[The feed cuts off abruptly.]
How old are you?
Fifteen, silly. Sixteen in exactly two months.
Next...what color is your hair?
[Sigrid pulls out a loose curl and goes crosseyed looking at it.]
Never been able to say. Sort of brown, sort of yellow. More yellow. What color would you say it is?
Ah... [The fairy casts aside an entire sheet of the questionnaire and skips ahead.] What do you look for in a romantic partner?
I don't look for them. I mean I suppose if I did he'd be kind and hardworking and want a big family, but I'm not the sort of girl boys like that way, and I haven't the time for it.
Ai! Not true! What about Jon Snow?
Does he? Ohhhhhh... [Sigrid lifts her head slightly, squinting at something off-camera.] I think he's just that nice to everybody, Mee.
That's stupid.
Sort of. And it's also part of what makes him so good. Like Sansa, and Lancelot. So very good no matter how awful things are.
I meant--! Ooh, well. Next! Are you in a romantic relationship?
Uhhhh, no.
Don't you want to be in one?
I don't know. Mee, why are you asking all these questions?
Between Jon Snow and Lancelot, who would you choose? To...share a dance with! [offscreen another tiny voice shrieks, "But they're the same person!"]
Both. Either. And I could protect them both.
At once? [A gigantic toothy grin from the fairy.]
I suppose. What would be wrong with that?
Hee. Heheheh. What would you like to do when you go courting?
I'm not courting. I don't even know what people do when they go courting. I thought it was a lot of hanging out of windows and dropping notes and things. Maybe kissing, if Da let me. I've never been kissed. I wonder how tongues get used when people kiss. I've only heard there are tongues and it sounds horrible. Like when Tilda used to lick me to get me to stop holding her still. Then it's supposed to get even worse, or so Amma said. She said it hurts every time and there's no doing anything about it. I wonder who thought of that first, say, 'let me put this in there and see what happens?'
Ahhhhh next question! What is your favorite color?
Red.
Season?
Summer. But--
Flower?
Mee, what's Yuu doing with my locket?
[The feed cuts off abruptly.]
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[ No, she doesn't see at all, but it's hard to resist the call of teasing someone less fortunate than herself. ] If you'd like to know about tongues being used in kissing, I could tell you.
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It's her canon role to explain how sex works half the time.]video;
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It would be my civic duty to explain this sort of thing to you--otherwise you may wander around without knowledge of how proper kisses are conducted and boy, what will happen if one of those boys you fancy were to lean in towards your lips...