tensed: (PROMISE.)
gale "incapable of having fun" hawthorne. ([personal profile] tensed) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2014-06-06 05:20 pm

( t e x t | seelie & unseelie. backdated to the 3rd. )

[ the way to communicate here seems too much like something the capitol would make. if not for his need for information, he would throw the damn thing away.

( he's still considering a hole in the ground for it as he types. )
]

I heard some people have been here a few months. I got a few questions.
are there any rules about the woods
what animals are there around here
[ it might help if you specified where "here" is, gale. ]
what district are you from?

[ the third question is a last-minute addition, a sign he's not entirely convinced yet that his being here isn't a capitol trick. gale debates adding anything else, but common sense provides the more obvious answers. he's not in the mood to waste anyone's time, especially his own. ]
zingers: <user name=equator> (SHIFT.)

[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-08 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i figured

so, i recommend bringing back-up. there are a lot of crazy creatures out there, even if the rock dudes were the only ones that struck me as dangerous.
zingers: <user name=equator> (WELL.)

[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-08 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
hey i had back up

kind of


[ your alter-ego counts as back-up, right? right. ]

im just a tiny bit danger prone
zingers: <user name=equator> (HUMOR.)

[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-09 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
if you wanted to know my name, you couldve just asked

[ nudge nudge wink wink. ]

peter parker. my back-up was very dashing but notoriously unreliable, hence the 'kind of'
zingers: <user name=equator> (TEASE.)

[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
oooh no last name
just mysterious enough to keep me coming back for more
zingers: <user name=equator> (BABBLE.)

[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
and in my defense, some of us have to settle for the wikipedia of back-up, gale

buuut i will take your advice into account in the hopes of NOT becoming tree pizza


[ what with the nearly going SPLAT and all. ]
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[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-09 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
so you know how pizza is like a flat mess of sauce and cheese and deliciousness

that is what i imagine my guts would look like if i had hit the tree at a greater velocity
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[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-09 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
you've never heard of pizza
you've never HAD pizza

i will do everything in my power to get a pizza to you
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[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know if our relationship is at that level yet

[ that could be the only present he receives all year, man ]
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[personal profile] zingers 2014-06-18 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
but if you ever need back up, i'd be up for it!