gale "incapable of having fun" hawthorne. (
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eachdraidh2014-06-06 05:20 pm
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( t e x t | seelie & unseelie. backdated to the 3rd. )
[ the way to communicate here seems too much like something the capitol would make. if not for his need for information, he would throw the damn thing away.
( he's still considering a hole in the ground for it as he types. ) ]
I heard some people have been here a few months. I got a few questions.
are there any rules about the woods
what animals are there around here [ it might help if you specified where "here" is, gale. ]
what district are you from?
[ the third question is a last-minute addition, a sign he's not entirely convinced yet that his being here isn't a capitol trick. gale debates adding anything else, but common sense provides the more obvious answers. he's not in the mood to waste anyone's time, especially his own. ]
( he's still considering a hole in the ground for it as he types. ) ]
I heard some people have been here a few months. I got a few questions.
are there any rules about the woods
what animals are there around here [ it might help if you specified where "here" is, gale. ]
what district are you from?
[ the third question is a last-minute addition, a sign he's not entirely convinced yet that his being here isn't a capitol trick. gale debates adding anything else, but common sense provides the more obvious answers. he's not in the mood to waste anyone's time, especially his own. ]
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so, i recommend bringing back-up. there are a lot of crazy creatures out there, even if the rock dudes were the only ones that struck me as dangerous.
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which means that any permanent trips into the woods will have to include peeta leadfoot mellark. ]
should have followed your own advice
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kind of
[ your alter-ego counts as back-up, right? right. ]
im just a tiny bit danger prone
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who goes into the woods with only kind of backup
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[ nudge nudge wink wink. ]
peter parker. my back-up was very dashing but notoriously unreliable, hence the 'kind of'
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[ b o y s. ]
I hate to break it to you but dashing doesn't matter.
if not reliable that's a terrible backup
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just mysterious enough to keep me coming back for more
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buuut i will take your advice into account in the hopes of NOT becoming tree pizza
[ what with the nearly going SPLAT and all. ]
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[ also: "wikipedia"? ]
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that is what i imagine my guts would look like if i had hit the tree at a greater velocity
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never heard of it before
[ but he can imagine. not exactly a pretty picture. ]
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you've never HAD pizza
i will do everything in my power to get a pizza to you
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[ whether it will actually work. ]
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[ that could be the only present he receives all year, man ]
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