( t e x t | seelie & unseelie. backdated to the 3rd. )

[tensed]

[ the way to communicate here seems too much like something the capitol would make. if not for his need for information, he would throw the damn thing away.

( he's still considering a hole in the ground for it as he types. ) ]

I heard some people have been here a few months. I got a few questions.
are there any rules about the woods
what animals are there around here [ it might help if you specified where "here" is, gale. ]
what district are you from?

[ the third question is a last-minute addition, a sign he's not entirely convinced yet that his being here isn't a capitol trick. gale debates adding anything else, but common sense provides the more obvious answers. he's not in the mood to waste anyone's time, especially his own. ]

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[zingers]

if you wanted to know my name, you couldve just asked

[ nudge nudge wink wink. ]

peter parker. my back-up was very dashing but notoriously unreliable, hence the 'kind of'

[tensed]

and miss our chats?

[ b o y s. ]

I hate to break it to you but dashing doesn't matter.
if not reliable that's a terrible backup

[tensed]

i'm gale

[zingers]

oooh no last name
just mysterious enough to keep me coming back for more

[zingers]

and in my defense, some of us have to settle for the wikipedia of back-up, gale

buuut i will take your advice into account in the hopes of NOT becoming tree pizza

[ what with the nearly going SPLAT and all. ]

[tensed]

tree pizza?

[ also: "wikipedia"? ]

[zingers]

so you know how pizza is like a flat mess of sauce and cheese and deliciousness

that is what i imagine my guts would look like if i had hit the tree at a greater velocity

[tensed]

i don't know
never heard of it before

[ but he can imagine. not exactly a pretty picture. ]

[zingers]

you've never heard of pizza
you've never HAD pizza

i will do everything in my power to get a pizza to you

[tensed]

from what i hear you can ask for a boon

[ whether it will actually work. ]

[zingers]

i don't know if our relationship is at that level yet

[ that could be the only present he receives all year, man ]

[tensed]

worth a try.

[zingers]

but if you ever need back up, i'd be up for it!

[tensed]

we'll see