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Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.

It's called....Lacrosse.

Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?

How about you

SHUT UP

Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.

Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.

Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?

Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.

Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).

Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.

So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?

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[After spending the better part of a week slogging around the snow by the Forodwaith, he's had enough of ice for awhile.]

I would prefer that you did not. [A beat.] I also do not believe that the High Queen is supporting this venture.

Look, Jar Jar Binks. I asked her for money to do this and she gave me double what I wanted. If you don't think she's supportive, you should go suck George Lucas' dick.

I have often found that her rewards are not always as straight forward as they seem. Either you have not told us the catch, or you have not discovered it yourself.

[He's just bitter about the magic cloak that turns him into a bear, is all.]

Have you ever considered the fact that you have four eyes? That's a real deal breaker for some people.

A deal breaker for what?

What's your name, E.T.? You and me need to be best pals and I'll fill you in on this shit.

I am called Javik.

[Although he has the feeling this guy is going the way of James Vega with all his stupid nicknames.]

And I'm Archer. Nice to meet you, pal. I'll get you a stick and we'll totally have you on board.

I did not volunteer for your sport. Nor did you answer my question.

Edited (phrasing) 2015-01-17 02:13 (UTC)

Come on, Javik. You know you want to help out a friend.

Anyway, some girls just don't like people who have four eyes. I'm just saying.

We are not friends.

I am not here to acquire a mate, let alone one from a primitive species such as yourself.

[Did you ever consider that having two eyes is a turn off, Archer? Of course not.]

Dude, we're pals. You're not a person so that means we totally get along.

I fail to see your logic, though I assume that is because you have none.

[~~Javik thinks he's people.~~]

I'm not seeing where you're going with this.

An exchange of names does not signify friendship any more than our being different species.

Let me be straight with you. You're an alien. This means we're pals. We'd be BFFs but J'Sairr has taken that spot.

Edited 2015-01-17 03:13 (UTC)

[Archer is currently exhibit A for reasons why Javik doesn't like talking to people if he doesn't need to.]

Clearly I have made in error in speaking with you.

What, no? This is the best part of your life. Don't betray me, friend. That would be the worst thing ever.

Hardly. This conversation is over.

[In the ultimate act of betrayal, Javik snaps the locket shut.]

JAVIK, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nope, he totally doesn't hear that since his locket is closed.]

Edited 2015-01-17 04:02 (UTC)

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