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eachdraidh2015-01-16 06:55 pm
tacticalturtleneck) wrote in eachdraidh2015-01-16 06:55 pm
[video | locked to Unseelie]
Wait, Unseelie fans. I've got something for you.
It's called....Lacrosse.
Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?
How about you
Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.
Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.
Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?
Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.
Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).
Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.
So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?
It's called....Lacrosse.
Wait, what was that? We've got more important things to worry about?
How about you
Don't even waste my time with that. This is a direct order from the Queen herself. Who is also extremely hot. The hottest Queen since Queen Elizabeth's younger years who I actually don't know what she looks like but she was the first Queen to come to mind.
Seriously, sign up. I'll supply all the equipment, money, and training so you won't have any excuses. You just have to play and have some fun. If I get a few teams going, hell we can have a tournament and a betting pool to go around.
Huh, you have something else to say? What's Lacrosse good for?
Uh, the glutes for one thing. Who doesn't like a shapely ass? Play Lacrosse and you'll get laid constantly, guaranteed. It's also good for teamwork which means when you tag in a second person, there will be double the pleasure.
Did I mention gambling, because I totally did. You'll totally make out like a Native American (I'm like 1/16th Cherokee so that's not racist).
Oh, yeah, it's an all-age sport. So don't try anything with the kids, sickos.
So who wants to sign up and who wants to recommend team names?
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Clearly I have made in error in speaking with you.
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[In the ultimate act of betrayal, Javik snaps the locket shut.]
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[Nope, he totally doesn't hear that since his locket is closed.]