[Text; Open] -> [Audio; Seelie] Backdated to the 3rd

[asafp]

Fuck me.

[That's it that's the post.

If you're not a member of the Seelie court, that is. After another moment -- or a few -- the audio and the lock switch on.]

[Audio; Seelie-locked]

[The following is the sound of a Glaswegian who is both exhausted and quietly trying to sustain his brittle grasp on reality.]

Right, this message ought to only be goin' out to members of the, ah, Seelie Court. Hoping there's a friendly soul somewhere in the area of Daonna who can help a poor traveler in gettin' to the castle. Supposedly those fluttery lights were meant to drop me off at it, but I guess they got lost somewhere on the Yellow Brick Fucking Road.

Bargained my way into a room at the inn temporarily, but I don't wanna find out how the pig man's gonna make me pay once I run out of currency. I hear one of their orgasms lasts for half an hour.

[All right, Malc, reign it in for a minute. You've got no clout here, and you want these people to want to help you out, right?

Right.]

Any assistance would be [and here he is trying really hard to be cordial and professional:] greatly appreciated.

Comments

[asafp]

Well, that's convenient as all fuck. [No, he's not angry. The profanities just sort of fall out sometimes.] What sort of discomfort are we talking about? Am I gonna be screamin' bloody murder, or is it like bangin' your funny bone on a shelf?

[athousandcurses]

[There's that word again. Grainne takes note of his use pf the term carefully.]

It is a little difficult to describe. For me it is disorienting and makes me feel ill for a minute. The change is rather sudden and I would not wonder if that was the reason.

[asafp]

Yeah... [It's the sort of "yeah" that could be followed by "that might work." Still... magic. Weird.] And what if I decided to go analogue on the journey? A horse and cart, or whatever? Are we talking a couple of days?

[athousandcurses]

A horse and chariot, if my understanding is true, from Daonna to Caer Glaem would likely be in the vicinity of weeks. It is a vast land we are in. The faery rings truly do help in that regard.

With the winter setting in here, it would be an uncomfortable journey at the least.