voice - both courts

[didntbelieve]

Now that the moon's back... [He sounds more perplexed than relieved. Moon rescues are definitely on his list of strange things he's not used to yet. Or probably ever.]

Well, looking how things usually are it occurs to me I'm probably not the only one from Beacon Hills here. Since my phone isn't working, this seemed like the best way to find out.

So if you're from Beacon Hills, or if you know anyone from Beacon Hills... tell them Sheriff Stilinski wants to talk to them. Although honestly I probably wouldn't turn down conversation with anyone from Earth.

[Not that there aren't other people from Earth. Just there are enough who aren't it kind of unnerves him a bit. Or quite a lot.]

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[didntbelieve]

Allison isn't here now?

[If he didn't know what had happened to her then he'd have been glad she wasn't here, but since he did... he knew what she was going back to, and he knew it was far sooner than she deserved.]

[teenyoda]

No.

[Was that his eyes dropping? Yeah, maybe.]

She, ah, she left. A couple months ago. She... knew what had happened. It had already happened to her. They just... brought her here anyway somehow.

[didntbelieve]

Wait. They brought her here after?

[teenyoda]

Yeah.

[Wait...]

No, not like... not zombie Allison or anything like that. Like, she knew what had happened and she, ah... it just... she was alive again? They said it had something to do with the shards, so maybe she got brought here after she died? I have no idea how this thing works, dad.

[didntbelieve]

Well, if you don't then I'm completely lost.

You said Lydia's here too?

[teenyoda]

Uh huh. And Malia.

[And here's the drumroll...]

And Peter. Who's somehow an alpha here.

[didntbelieve]

[Well, now he was seriously regretting not shooting Peter when he had the chance. Even though it apparently wouldn't necessarily have made a difference here.]

Please tell me you're joking.

[teenyoda]

Does this face look like the face of a man who's joking?

[didntbelieve]

[Just. Looks at him. Because come on, Stiles. Really.]

[teenyoda]

Hey, it's not my fault. He's here and on the Unseelie side and is, as usual, a creepy dick.

[Was now the right time to tell him about the potion?

...

Probably not.]

[didntbelieve]

How did he even become an alpha? I thought you said he had to kill an alpha to become one... or do whatever Scott did.

[teenyoda]

No way could Peter ever True Alpha himself. He could probably try to force it and wind up crapping his pants, but... no. Blame the fairies. Or whatever they have on that side. They gave him a 'gift' and now he's all red-eyed and super dicky.

[didntbelieve]

Wait, so they just gave him alpha powers? Why would they do that? He's bad enough even without them.

[teenyoda]

I have no idea. Maybe he was especially evil that day and they rewarded him? They do that. Give out, ah, boons here.

[didntbelieve]

They give out rewards for being evil?

[teenyoda]

Apparently in the evil court they do. Which, ah, I should probably warn you that Malia's in. So, um, not really the evil court. Or maybe they just messed up. But we have to kind of shh about that when she's around here.