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This locket's pretty nifty. [Lancer, poised on the edge of a cliff, leaned his locket against one rock as he fiddled with a cloak and brooch, trying to pin one to the other without ripping it. He kept doing it over and over so he could weather it down and make it more comfortable to wear. When he got into a good little cycle of repetition, he spoke up, again.]

So, hey--I'm curious, has anyone heard about any 'help wanted' situations in Caer Glaem? I'd ask, but I figure this little artifact's got a good reputation is folks're using it so often.

[He continued talking, returning his eyes to the cloak and brooch.]

Let's see--I'm good with a plow, I know my way around horses and spreading seed... [Said nonchalantly, examining his handiwork.]

Pretty good at preparing and serving food. I wouldn't recommend me as the cook, though. I can read and write. [Conveniently, in every language on Earth.]

I'm a really good gardener, too--on top of farming, I mean. If you like flower-arrangement and things like that, you could say I've got a real knack for it.

[Lancer, seemingly content with the work he had done with the cloak and brooch, set both aside and began folding them where they lay. He crossed his arms and grinned back at the locket.]

So, if you folks know anyone who's hiring, put in a good word for me! You can call me [A pause. Lancer definitely stopped at that, thinking through his options.] Lancer. Yeah, I'll stick with that. It's gotten to be a habit, by now.

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Hah.

[Even Lancer had to stop and laugh at that one.

Seriously, Rin. It's like you just started playing that game!]

[ Clearing her throat. ] I won't admit that I understand, but I'll try to keep that in mind.

Try to not scrub too many floors or pick too many flowers, else your pride may diminish in value.

I don't believe any man who thinks he's above a hard day's work is a real man at all. Moochers like that're closer to children who need adults to look after them.

[HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU, GOLDIE]

You should consider a day job aside from all that dutiful studying you're probably into. Try out some fresh air, missy. You won't regret it.

I have been trying out this fresh air! [ Blurted out with an indignant tone to it. ]

Since I've arrived, I've spent my time in this world traveling. I'm currently en route to Nimh Gleanne as a matter of fact. Also, I'm not sure if you realize just how much work it is for me to ride a carriage this far, but I'll tell you it's been the second most uncomfortable experience of my life.

[ The first being her time with Emiya??? ]

A carriage? What a waste of good country roads. You should ride horseback, missy. It builds character and makes you appreciate even the roughest seats.

[That said, Lancer was now thinking about Rin's butt. As usual.]

[ There's an absurd amount of Servants here who have expressed interest in Rin spreading her thighs... ]

Should I? I wasn't aware I was lacking in character!

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