01 | OPEN TO BOTH COURTS

[wallhanging]

[ Han is still staring at the ‘screen’ of the locket like this is the most ridiculous piece of tech he has seen in his entire life. Still, his voice is confident, and beyond the general expression of disgusted disbelief, there are hints of worry in the way his lips thin. ]

So, apparently, there are no space-ready or functional craft, and even if there were, there is no telling where in the Galaxy we even are. [ Assuming, of course, they would be in the galaxy that Han knows. Which he is beginning to suspect is not the case. ]

So here’s a better question… What’s the best craft available for transport, and what… business is there, to be doing.

[ Chewie’s not here, the kid’s not here, Leia’s not here, his blaster doesn’t work. Hell, he’d even take old Kenobi or even Greedo over most of this crowd. Better the devil he knows.

And, all right, he kinda breaks at this and has to ask. ]

Also, honestly, how do so many of you folks not know that light has a speed, and space travel is not difficult. Really.

[ And all this magic bs can't be real. Hell, these people are worse than Kenobi's Force mumbo jumbo ]

Comments

[wallhanging]

Nah, but I think I might prefer the imps. Less chance of me writing it off as someone drugging my air supply.

[ Which is a thing that happens sometimes ]

[mesmerism]

Well it's the start of my third month here. If I've been drugged, it sure isn't wearing off.

[wallhanging]

Ouch. Yeah, I've never heard of a bad trip that lasted that long.

[mesmerism]

There are people who've been here longer. And I guess how it goes is if you still have your shard, you're useful to your court. If you don't, you can go live some place else.

[wallhanging]

That's... good to know. [ Not that he plans on staying in this castle place much anyways. He'll find some suitably hole-in-the-wall corner to crawl into once he gets some funds to set himself up with. ] I'll be keeping that in mind.

[mesmerism]

Sure. Anything else you'd like to know?

[wallhanging]

Not that I can think of, but if I think of anything I'll be sure to ask around. Thanks for the help, kiddo.

[mesmerism]

You're welcome. Talk to you later.