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[ Han is still staring at the ‘screen’ of the locket like this is the most ridiculous piece of tech he has seen in his entire life. Still, his voice is confident, and beyond the general expression of disgusted disbelief, there are hints of worry in the way his lips thin. ]

So, apparently, there are no space-ready or functional craft, and even if there were, there is no telling where in the Galaxy we even are. [ Assuming, of course, they would be in the galaxy that Han knows. Which he is beginning to suspect is not the case. ]

So here’s a better question… What’s the best craft available for transport, and what… business is there, to be doing.

[ Chewie’s not here, the kid’s not here, Leia’s not here, his blaster doesn’t work. Hell, he’d even take old Kenobi or even Greedo over most of this crowd. Better the devil he knows.

And, all right, he kinda breaks at this and has to ask. ]

Also, honestly, how do so many of you folks not know that light has a speed, and space travel is not difficult. Really.

[ ~~And all this magic bs can't be real.~~ Hell, these people are worse than Kenobi's Force mumbo jumbo ]

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Tch, light does not travel! How can it have a speed?

Light does travel. Which is, of course, how it has a speed. Technically, that speed is dependant on what it's travelling through, but we tend to use 'speed of light' as 'speed of light in a vacuum'. Which is 2.998 times 10 to the eighth power meters per second.

How do you not know this. Did you attend school?

Excuse me?

[Pissy Dwarf is pissy]

Did it ever occur to you that what you believe to be true may not be true elsewhere? Where I am from, light does not travel.

Light travels. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't. Does light reflect off of smooth surfaces? Does it change its path when it shines through crystal and glass? Does it cause sparkles and shimmers on liquids and metals? Then it's travelling.

[ pissy spacer is totally just as pissy. ]

Just because they don't teach you that sort of thing at whatever poor lump of rock you live on doesn't make it any less fact.

It is also fact that faeries do not exist, yet here we are. Your "facts" are not my "facts".

Yeah? Well this 'fact', I can prove to you.

[ Skeptical glance of contempt ]

Wherever you are from does understand the concept of math, right?

[This face. He is so unamused right now]

[ given what you've said so far, its a totally legitimate question. so? do you? ]

Well? Going to insult me with more stupid questions and nonsense?

So that's a "no, math does not exist".

Man, how are you guys still alive.

[ totally an asshole. yep. ]

The same could be said of you! I don't suppose many people appreciate being treated like idiots from some cocky Man!

Hey, I asked, and you seemed confused. Not a bad assumption to make.

Though, if you do have math, I can still prove to you light has a speed. Just admit your a rube, it'll make your life easier, and hey, you might actually learn something.

[ Most people aren't idiots, for one, and also, Han always shoots first. ]

I didn't think such a moronic question deserved an answer!

[Also excuse you, Erebor is the biggest Dwarven city in Middle-earth.]

I didn't think there existed morons who thought that light didn't travel, either.

[ A smirk ]

You shouldn't take things for granted, scruffybeard.

Scruffy--

[Oh, you pissed him off. He'll remember your face, smuggler.

But he doesn't want to end up breaking his locket so he just shuts it.]

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