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[Stiles hasn't used the lockets until today, a day spent flicking mostly through the posts and seeing how to actually work this thing and, oh, okay. Like that. It was like a weird magical phone set to Skype. Okay. He could do that.

Smile into the camera, Stiles.]

Hey there, uh, fairy people. And non-fairy people. And, uh, the draconically inclined. Or furry. I don't... just... hi. So, in light of the whole worm thing, which by the way, eww, I have a question. Since there seem to be a lot of, um, not exactly human people around and ones who have skills with like, swords and magic and stuff, ah, what... hypothetically speaking, would someone who was just a regular, normal, average human be able to do here? You know, besides hiding under tables and throwing rocks ineffectively?

[This was a very important question, Drabwurld. He wasn't a werewolf or a wizard or witch or... any of the multitude of people here that he'd run into. His coordination was subpar and, well, he didn't really have any skills that included cutting the heads off of giant worms or not getting eaten by dragons if they felt the need.]

Just, ah, I guess just reply here, if you want. Or leave a message if you're looking at it later. 'Kay. Uh, thanks.

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[ wow great comeback stiles. calling her stupid is so impressive. ]

Ouch. It's like you almost hurt my feelings. [ not. ] Newsflash, genius, it's called pick up a sword and learn how to use it. I don't care where you're from. If you're being attacked by giant worms, I don't know, maybe you should learn how not to be completely useless. Just a thought.

Maybe I'm intelligent enough to realize that my coordination sucks enough that 'picking up a sword' isn't going to help me and might only do more harm on my side than good.

But, you know, if you're one of those jocky loser types, I can see why you'd jump right to that.

[LINE FACE]

[ well... clarisse is actually kind of one of those jock types, so. whoops. she also kinda spaced out there for a second, sorry stiles. she never realized anyone's voice could be more annoying than percy's but stiles' definitely takes the cake. ]

Oh, I'm sorry, what was that? "I'd like to continue being completely defenseless and useless"? Sounds to me like that's your special talent right there. You wanna know what you can do around here? Live bait, while the rest of us do all the hard work.

[Who the hell turned Jackson into a girl?]

Oh, I'm sorry, was that a comeback? Let me go into my room of fucks to give and share so-- aww. Look at that. All out of fucks.

[LINEFACE]

[ clarisse gives him her best condescending expression, as if she were talking to a particularly stupid dog. ]

Aww, you think you're cute.

Aww, you think you're witty.

[Jacksonette. This was what he was going to name her. Jackie. Clearly the new bane of his existence.]

[ you know you love it, stiles. what would your life be without someone to diss you constantly. ]

And who's slain more worms than your tiny brain can even comprehend? [ she raises her eyebrows expectantly. oh, no answer for that? here, she'll give it to you. ] That's right, me.

[Dude, don't get him started. His life would be sunshine and rainbows and unicorn farts.]

You know, out of context, that just makes you sound like you suck at fishing.

Fishing is for losers, anyway.

[ losers like percy. stiles can be her percy stand-in. ]

My dad loves to fish.

[Translation: Take your 'fishing sucks' attitude and shove it up your--]

And my dad loves to fight. So what's your point?

[ she continues to remain unimpressed by you, stiles. ]

That explains so much about you.

[Dundunduuuuunnnnnnn]

Congratulations, Captain Obvious. My dad is Ares. Of course it explains everything about me.

[ and she says that quite proudly. but if he makes a god of war reference i s2g. she has a bone to pick with that game. ]

... Is that supposed to mean something to me?

[Because while, yeah, he recognized the name, he didn't think that actually meant who it sounded like. Maybe it was like, some wrestler guy from her world or something.]

[ she raises her eyebrows at him expectantly. not winning any points here, stiles. ]

Yeah, it means I could kick your ass without even blinking.

[Eye roll.]

You say that like this isn't something that most of the population can do.

And with that attitude, it'll never change. Have fun being useless.

[ and with a wave, she's out. see ya at the training grounds, stiles. ]

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