oo1; video, seelie & unseelie

[liugan]

[ out in the Unseelie courtyard, surrounded by inky black thorn bushes (how appropriate,) Loki sits on the ground, rustling through the plants as delicately as possible. he seems amused enough, a small bundle of the plants already gathered in a cloth in his lap. ]

Atropa belladonna. Once known to be an effective anesthetic and even as a beauty aid, but now more commonly used as a deadly poison, able to render even the most mighty of warriors powerless. A useless, hallucinating, drooling pile on the ground.

Oft considered one of the primary tools of the witch. [ he laughs a little to himself. ] How fitting.



Tell me about yourselves, my new friends. Your worlds, your myths, your folklore. Your legends and your mysteries. I will share my own, in return.

Where I come from, there are nine known, documented realms. Nine worlds. The realms of the gods, the giants, the dying, and the dead among them. I have seen most all of them myself, and I must say, they hardly compare to the remarkable land I find myself in now. Very quaint.

I am sure there are others among you who agree, no? I can't be the only one who feels so very at home here.

Comments

[liugan]

As you wish.





But for the record, it is far more enjoyable without.

[oursavinggrace]

[ugh.]

Of all the causes you could be championing here, you're really gonna go with unprotected sex?

[liugan]

I don't see why not. Someone should, why not me?

[oursavinggrace]

I don't think that's really a thing anyone should be promoting.

[liugan]

I don't see why not. Doesn't everyone strive for the utmost pleasure?

[oursavinggrace]

Are you gonna be one of those guys who insists that having to wear protection ruins the whole experience?

[liugan]

Well, they do.

[oursavinggrace]

I really doubt that.

[liugan]

Clearly you haven't tried it for yourself.

[oursavinggrace]

[he scowls, but there's a faint tinge of red across his cheeks.]

No, I haven't. And I wouldn't ask someone to do something that irresponsible just so I could be selfish.

[liugan]

[ ha ha virgin ]

See? You're criticizing something you know nothing about.

[oursavinggrace]

[bro he's sixteen and a total boy scout.]

I don't have to have personal experience with robbing a bank to know you shouldn't do it.

[liugan]

[ shouting "viiirgiiin" from the mountains ]

You'd be rich, though.

[oursavinggrace]

I've never really cared about riches, anyway.

[he's easy to please, and was raised as a soldier. money's never really been a concern.]

[liugan]

Because you've never had that either, I assume.

[oursavinggrace]

If you have to try everything before you can know whether you care about it or not, then you must be really busy.

[liugan]

Not particularly. It's spread out over the past thousand years.

[oursavinggrace]

[welp. that certain explains a few odd comments throughout this conversation.]

Am I supposed to take it that you're a god yourself?

[liugan]

It might help everything make a little more sense, yes.

[oursavinggrace]

Great.

[by his tone and expression, it seems like he thinks that's actually the farthest thing from great possible. just what they needed, more gods dicking around with them.]

[liugan]

[ god dicks ]

You'll learn soon enough.